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Yaz: Don’t you mean inevitable?
13: *spits out a penny*
13: Nope
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@incorrectteam13quotes
13: Change is inedible
Yaz: Don’t you mean inevitable?
13: *spits out a penny*
13: Nope
Incorrect The Fam (part 1 of??)
Thirteenth Doctor + Incorrect Quotes ↳ 31/?
Thirteenth Doctor + Incorrect Quotes ↳ 32/?
Thirteenth Doctor + Incorrect Quotes ↳ 40/?
Graham: The Doctor just told me I only have four days to live
Yaz: you’re sick??
Graham: no, she just doesn’t like me
The Doctor: I’m going to FUCK you up on Tuesday!!
(source)
Najia: So, let me get this straight-
Yaz: More like let me run this bi you. *finger guns*
Thirteen: Let’s just see how this pans out.
Graham: We should just take some time to ace-cess the situation.
Ryan: I’m gay.
Yaz, on the phone with the Doctor: she wants to know what we’re picking up
Ryan: drugs
Yaz, to the Doctor: salad
Graham: Doc, just checking. You do know where the TARDIS is right?
The Doctor: Yeah, of course. Well, roughly.
Graham: I can tell you exactly where it is. It’s in my back garden. And it’s upside down.
The Doctor: Wow, that’s SO interesting! But I can’t really chat at the moment. I’m… a bit busy.
Ryan: You’re upside down too, aren’t you? I thought I was bad!
The Doctor: Nooooo! Absolutely not. One hundred percent the right way up. I’ve TOTALLY got the hang of landing the TARDIS now.
Yaz: Just hang on, Doctor. We’re on our way.
The Doctor: If I could hang on, I wouldn’t be upside down. Which of course I’m not.
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An actual text conversation between team TARDIS in the official Doctor Who annual.
I can’t believe the fake team tardis chat I made the other night because I was lonely might be canon now that they’re actually called team tardis
doctor: if you kill a killer, the number of killers in the universe stays the same
graham, eating a sandwich: kill two
Yaz: Welcome to our very first vlog in which we try different hair products.
13: *sprays hair spray into her mouth*
13: Well right off the bat I can tell you this one is not very good.
Ryan: I have a science headcanon
The Doctor: I am literally begging you to say “hypothesis” like a normal person
look me in the eyes and tell me this isn’t how 90% of their interactions go
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Bonus:
Thirteen to Krasko: It’s not natural for someone to be as stupid as he is tall, yet there you stand.
(source)
(submitted by @cat6285)
Thirteen: Ryan, stop touching things.
Thirteen: Graham, stop complaining.
Thirteen: Yaz, you’re amazing, keep doing you.