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Incorrect quotes for the Thirteenth Doctor and her companions. Submissions open, please provide sources!

[all-about-wearable-technology]

13: Change is inedible

Yaz: Don’t you mean inevitable?

13: *spits out a penny*

13: Nope

[ssaalexblake]

Incorrect The Fam (part 1 of??)

[13thdoctorshitposts]

Thirteenth Doctor + Incorrect Quotes                                     ↳ 31/?

[13thdoctorshitposts]

Thirteenth Doctor + Incorrect Quotes                                      ↳ 32/?

[13thdoctorshitposts]

Thirteenth Doctor + Incorrect Quotes                                     ↳ 40/?

[schraderbrauu]

[thememeingthirteenthdoctor]

*dabs*

[incorrectteam13quotes]

Graham: The Doctor just told me I only have four days to live

Yaz: you’re sick??

Graham: no, she just doesn’t like me

The Doctor: I’m going to FUCK you up on Tuesday!!

(source)

[schraderbrauu]

Najia: So, let me get this straight-

Yaz: More like let me run this bi you. *finger guns*

Thirteen: Let’s just see how this pans out.

Graham: We should just take some time to ace-cess the situation.

Ryan: I’m gay.

[jacks-spaceship]

Yaz, on the phone with the Doctor: she wants to know what we’re picking up

Ryan: drugs

Yaz, to the Doctor: salad

[thirteenandyaz]

Graham: Doc, just checking. You do know where the TARDIS is right?

The Doctor: Yeah, of course. Well, roughly.

Graham: I can tell you exactly where it is. It’s in my back garden. And it’s upside down.

The Doctor: Wow, that’s SO interesting! But I can’t really chat at the moment. I’m… a bit busy.

Ryan: You’re upside down too, aren’t you? I thought I was bad!

The Doctor: Nooooo! Absolutely not. One hundred percent the right way up. I’ve TOTALLY got the hang of landing the TARDIS now.

Yaz: Just hang on, Doctor. We’re on our way.

The Doctor: If I could hang on, I wouldn’t be upside down. Which of course I’m not.

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An actual text conversation between team TARDIS in the official Doctor Who annual.

[xchellies-deactivated20190519]

I can’t believe the fake team tardis chat I made the other night because I was lonely might be canon now that they’re actually called team tardis

[deimhos]

doctor: if you kill a killer, the number of killers in the universe stays the same

graham, eating a sandwich: kill two

[scullayann]

Yaz: Welcome to our very first vlog in which we try different hair products.

13: *sprays hair spray into her mouth*

13: Well right off the bat I can tell you this one is not very good.

[awkwardtimelady]

Ryan: I have a science headcanon

The Doctor: I am literally begging you to say “hypothesis” like a normal person

[toodrunktofindaurl]

look me in the eyes and tell me this isn’t how 90% of their interactions go

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Bonus:

[incorrectteam13quotes]

Thirteen to Krasko: It’s not natural for someone to be as stupid as he is tall, yet there you stand.

(source)

(submitted by @cat6285)

[sailorzakuro]

Thirteen: Ryan, stop touching things.

Thirteen: Graham, stop complaining.

Thirteen: Yaz, you’re amazing, keep doing you.