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Oh wow!!! Legos!!!!!! Feel free to send anything in but! No nsfw (even implied, mod is a minor) & no v*stc*st! If a submission looks like implied v*stc*st I’m deleting it. Also sorry but if you submit something please include the source! They’re very hard to look for! ❤️❤️❤️

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"First off, my swag - 17.4% too cocky..."

-Rex

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Unikitty: remember to drink water babes

Rex: no

Unikitty: then become the dirt I walk on

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Batman: hey what does Y/N mean?

Emmet: your name

Batman, going back to reading: "Batman looking into Batman's eyes...."

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Emmet: guys, we're out of candy!

Wyldstyle: but only 3 kids came so far

Emmet: yeah but this kid said he liked my shirt so I gave him everything

(Everyone facepalms)

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Benny: How are we supposed to fight a friend?

Rex: Let me show you!

Unikitty: Woah, Emmet's gone through puberty.

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Unikitty: I have edge.

Wildstyle: you literally do not. You're one of the most wide eyed people I've met. You have the face of a cartoon lamb

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Rex: Alright, now these games will determine which one of you has the most important qualities I'm looking for in a raptor. Speed. Agility. Guts. Style. Coolness. Awesomeness. And radicalness.

Lucy: Aren't those all the same thing?

Rex: You would think that, Lucy. And that's why you would never qualify to be my pet.

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Ahsjhsjsh okay I am So Sorry for being as inactive as I am!! Tlm Does Not spark joy like it used to (aka I’m hyperfixating on Other Things (aka play smile for me)) agkshsksj but!!! Point is! I am taking mod applications now!

Just dm me! I don’t want to abandon this blog but I Have Not posted as much as I’d like to have and I feel really bad so! Again just dm me and I’ll add you to the blog :-D

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Okay so! I just remembered thanks to an ask that people can’t dm this blog so! Just send an ask or dm me at @noelledeltarune ! As that’s my main agkshsksj okay thanks!!

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I am a PB&J - petty, bitter and jealous.

-Rex, probably

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Emmet: Are you sure this is okay?

Rex: Don’t worry, I have a license.

Emmet: This just says "I do what I want".

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Ahsjhsjsh okay I am So Sorry for being as inactive as I am!! Tlm Does Not spark joy like it used to (aka I’m hyperfixating on Other Things (aka play smile for me)) agkshsksj but!!! Point is! I am taking mod applications now!

Just dm me! I don’t want to abandon this blog but I Have Not posted as much as I’d like to have and I feel really bad so! Again just dm me and I’ll add you to the blog :-D

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Wyldstyle: Emmet, who is a grown man and also The Special, just whispered "oh, this is going to be so fucking efficient," before spraying febreze directly into the ceiling fan and proceeding to cough his guts out when it blew back in his face

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Emmet: I don’t know why everyone says I’m needy

Wyldstyle: So we're just gonna forget how you broke into my house at 4 AM to see if we're still friends?

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Apocylspburg Emmet, walking down the road: I love chicken strips

Unikitty: fuck your chicken strips

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Whatevra: You’re sad WHY??? Ew... sad people are like... ugly........

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Emmet: Just looked up my symptoms on WebMD, turns out I just need someone to kiss. Give me one good honest kiss and I will be alright

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Unikitty: I’m the type of person who likes to think things through

Emmet: Since when?? I once saw you eat a marshmallow that was still on fire