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Discoholic 🪩
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Product Placement
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
official daine visual archive
YOU ARE THE REASON
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@a-silent-storyteller
if you support trump after everything
unfollow me. i don’t know how you still even can with a brain. please unfollow.
i don’t care if you voted for him originally that was one wrong decision but
if you haven’t changed your opinion?
leave
Neil!!!
It's TIME!
🎶Rodent on piano! Happy Neil day!🎵
I love you transmascs
I love you transmascs who are hyperfemmine
I love you transmascs who are hypermasculine
I love you transmascs who are androgynous
I love you transmascs who are nonbinary
I love you transmascs who are multigender
I love you transmascs who are binary
I love you transmascs who are lesbians
I love you transmasc who are gay
I love you transmascs who are straight
I love you transmasc who are m-spec
I love you transmascs who are aro
I love you transmascs who are ace
I love you transmascs who without dysphoria
I love you transmascs with dysphoria
I love you transmasc who are closeted
I love you transmascs who are stealth
I love you transmascs who are out and proud
I love you transmascs who pack
I love you transmascs who don’t
I love you transmascs who bind
I love you transmascs who don’t
I love you transmascs who pass
I love you transmascs who are clocky
You’re all valid and amazing, I love you
reblog to give the person you reblogged it from a good night’s sleep (maybe)(please)(I’m begging the universe)
Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.
Might I add:
The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed
The woman who raised the changeling alongside her biological child
The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship
The adventures of a space roomba
Cinderella finding Araura (and falling in love)
I don’t know a snappy description but the my nemesis cynthia story certainly lives in my head
hilariously, these are almost all in my fic tag. so, a compiled list from the notes (and some extras):
The God of Arepo (graphic novel 1 / 2 / 3) (ebook)
The Monster of Sentan
The Witch’s Cat
Raise Both Children
Stabby the Roomba (honorable mention)
Cinderella Marries the Prince (comic)
My Arch Nemesis Cynthia
Pirates and Mermaid
Eindred and the Witch
The Demon King
The Cornerwitch
Grandmother Beetroot
Apocalypse Daycare Worker
Grandmother Accidentally Summons a Demon
New Year Saga
A Story About Changelings
Ranger in the King’s Forest
The Difference Between a Hare and a Rabbit
Goblin Men (Canines)
I am in love with you /p
Adding Faceblind Prince Charming and Cinderella
21. The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship
22. The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed
adding the Doctors Without Borders one
I LOVE tumblr storytime, so here’s a bunch more your weekend reading. Enjoy!
24. The Queen with Three Cursed Children
25. Tiny Dragon with one coin hoard
26. Haunted house
27. Shark hero was about to go rogue
28. Grandma lives in the woods comic
29. A Different Aftermath comic
30. Battery (microstory but I love it so much)
31. It’s A Date comic
32. Supervillian kidnaps rival’s kid and they want to stay
33. Narrative Town
34. I have been hired to clean the wizard tower comic
35. Robot Apocalypse
36. The Statues That Do Not Weather
37. Kushiel
38. Tooth Fairy
39. Alien abduction
40. Felonious wish-granting
41. When humans met actual space orcs
42. Space cousins
WAIT REBLOG THIS VERSION INSTEAD
its not a book nor banned but honestly? unknown stories or those cherished by few are also important so here.
Also adding a couple of my favorites! Long Forgotten God and the kindergarten class
Angels and Demons accidental sandwich
May I add:
45. Intergalactic Red Cross
46. Being Villagers
47. The monster under the fridge
48. Humans are the only species with a concept of vengeance
49. The Blue Key
50. Different stories resonate with different people comic
51. Whalefall horror comic
52. The Fox God comic
53. The Stone of Possibility
54. Worthless War
Wait I have more: (including many from the notes)
55. A Pool in the Heart of the Forest (comic)
56. I am asking you to endure it (+notes)
57. You Help Kill Heroes
58. The witch who raised herself
59. My pilot is good
60. Hsthete (comic)
61. Variations on the Frog and the Scorpion
62. The monster under the bed
63. Cleric slamming healing spells (microstory)
64. The Priest of Arepo
65. The Villain Wrangler
66. Old Gods vs Aliens
67. Last Contact
68. Dragon on a farm
69. Antler Guy
70. Bakery with mythical customers
71. ‘Port
72. The king prophesied to defeat evil
73. The Night Gentlemen
74. In love with a sphynx
75. A fae asks for your name
76. Once their home
77. When you die in the ocean (comic)
78. Toad Words
79. Kisses and Curses (comic)
80. And the Heavens Wept
81. Healer kicked out of the party
Also “tumblr storytime” is such a cute thing to call it
The duffers thinking Karen sleeping with a high schooler would be “hot.” Them saying “I enjoyed watching a child in severe pain.” (about noah), Sadie’s discomfort with the unscripted kiss made them want to do it more, saying "You've got to entertain yourself some way"... they are sick in the head wtf 💀
DID WE WATCHED THE SAME EPISODE???? WHY ARE PEOPLE SAYING THAT IN THE FIELD WILL WAS FLIRTING AND IT FLOPPED??? MIKE DID MOST OF THE TALKING AND THAT LAST PART WHERE HE LOOKS DOWN???? AND THEN PRACTICALLY RUNS?????? BITCH WAS FLUSTERED
also when they placed robin’s monologue innthe back of the miwi flashback?? it changed things entirely.
when robin spoke to will into the tunnels she was talking about her own experience BUT SHE DOESN’T KNOW WILL AND MIKE AND THEIR HISTORY THAT WELL AT ALL. so it’s okay that she assumed that it was a situation like the one eith her and tammy, just a crush.
BUT IT HAS BEEN RECONTEXTUALIZED ENTIRELY THE MOMENT THAT HER WORDS WERE PLACED AS A BACKGROUND TO THE FREAKING MIWI FLASHBACK.
MIKE AND WILL HAVE BEEN IT SINCE THE BEGINNING, FOR ALMOST THEIR ENTIRE LIVES, SO IT’S OBVIOUS THAT IT CAN’T BE COMPARED WITH THE CRUSH ROBIN HAD FOR TAMMY (but again, how would robin know??)
AND THE FACT THAT THE SPEECH + FLASHBACK WAS WHAT AWAKENED WILL’S POWERS??????
WE HAVE WON. WE HAVE WON.
STAY STRONG OUT THERE.
I know I've mentioned this before, but if your crush is autistic (or suspected), you ABSOLUTELY MUST tell them you have a crush on them. And if your way of telling them is inviting them somewhere as a date, you ABSOLUTELY MUST tell them it's supposed to be a date.
The only reason I am married to my wife now is that in 2018 she straight up told me she had a crush on me and wanted to be my girlfriend.
Seconding. I didn't realise spouse had been flirting with me AFTER A SOLID WEEK OF TALKING ONLINE NON-STOP when they explicitly asked if I wanted to go on a date
One of my ex’s didn’t realize I had a thing for him after I whipped off my top, revealing a lacy hot pink see through bra and sat on his lap flirting for half an hour. His eyes never went below my nose. I sighed, took that as rejection, and moved off and said “oh, I had such a crush on you.”
He was genuinely shocked. He thought his crush was unrequited and was trying to be a gentleman. I thought half naked lap grinding was an impossible to miss signal.
If you have a neurodivergent baddie you wanna bang your only option is to yell “I CHOOSE YOU PICACHU”
Remember: this is NOT only if you want to bang
if you want to not have sex but still want to smooch PLEASE clarify that
PLEASE!!!!!!
if you want to not
have sex but still want to smooch
PLEASE clarify that
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Hey can you guys reblog Cheeseburger so he can take a sunbeam nap on lots of blogs. No other reason I just want you guys to see him.
some people think writers are so eloquent and good with words, but the reality is that we can sit there with our fingers on the keyboard going, “what’s the word for non-sunlight lighting? Like, fake lighting?” and for ten minutes, all our brain will supply is “unofficial”, and we know that’s not the right word, but it’s the only word we can come up with…until finally it’s like our face got smashed into a brick wall and we remember the word we want is “artificial”.
I couldn't remember the word "doorknob" ten minutes ago.
ok but the onelook thesaurus will save your life, i literally could not live without this website
REBLOG TO SAVE A WRITER'S LIFE
LIFE SAVED
REBLOGGING TO SAVE ANOTHER WRITERS LIFE
I use this every time I sit down to write. It's the best tool in the world and I would be lost without it!
Leonid Pasternak (Ukrainian, 1862–1945) - The Torments of Creative Work
oh leonid, we're really in it now
Leonid, you really understand it.
Save me Leonid, from my empty Word document
Leonid what should I do about the emails
Babe are you okay? you reblogged Leonid Pasternak's Torments of Creative Work again
(evil chuckle)
My army grows stronger everyday
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THERE'S MORE HERE
Value Pack
I keep seeing these so here we go
10k notes before may ends and I'll come out to my friends as bisexual no limit (yes it's unrealistic on purpose I'm a coward) I'll tag a few: @deadskincellsonyourpillow @system-of-cats @sillyness-incarnate
Go my mutuals
@kwacpe @sepiaorchards @atheenee
I shall answer the call:
@ghastlysparkz @conjurer-of-worms @hollowedcathedral @frankiefridayyy @bookmothic-dyke @corvid-king @spaghettihell @santhewitch @mortallyjollybear @crazy-wizard-51 @bigtailedkobold @brizleebear @fattocatto-wizard @cherasmusthewizard @aquarieddie @bowman-42 @cattheslimey
The beacons are lit! A bi-person calls for aid!
@quixoticprince @oharas-demon @everythingfox @everynicorobin @esperata @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses @lotrreactionmemes @weenie-kun @brattylikestoeat @bi-trans-alliance @bisexualsabo @narramin @kitty @thotsandpreyers @treespen @gay-irl @melonteee @caseyd1a @pai-showdown @sleepyrainart @iamotakugirl
And once more, the summoning will be attempted... @walmart-the-official
1 DAY AND 3000 MORE NOTES, WE CAN DO IT, C'MON, ONE LAST PUSH!
@fuck-you-ominous-threats
@the-real-list-of-ominous-threats
@backup-ominous-threats
@the-fake-list-of-ominous-threats
@the-list-of-real-ominous-threats
@list-of-lists-of-ominous-threats
@twelfth-list-of-ominous-threats
@another-list-of-ominous-threats
@love-you-ominous-threats
@this-threat-is-ominous
@i-identify-as-an-ominous-threat
@nominous-threats
@autotheist-of-ominous-threats
@ominous-signs
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@hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard
@gimmick-thief
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@bad-gimmick-thief
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@identifying-the-unseen-in-posts
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@certified-piss-posts
@mammalidentifier
@identifying-spacecraft-in-posts
@dog-spotted
@cat-spotted
@i-identify-guns-in-posts
@identifying-dinosaurs-in-posts
@identifying-birds
@identifying-maille-weaves
@identifying-typewriters-in-posts
@mouse-spotted
@snake-spotted
@certified-new-york-posts
@chicago-mentioned
@identifying-snakes-in-posts
@which-os
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@pigeon-detector
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@bees-official
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@anti-terf-posts
@ofishal-fish-posts
@medici-official
@official-cannibalism-posts
@official-linguistics-post
@official-crab-posts
@official-nature-posts
@officialgrassrating
@official-level-five
@official-olm-posts
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@milk-the-official
@official-jurassic-park
@french-horn-official
@cute-aggression-official
@deja-vu-official
@official-official-post-posts
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@evil-inc @superhgb @l48yr1nth @the-evil-real-gmail @ratspancakes @evil-maryland
@trans-army-real @aromantic-navy @actual-aspec-military @aspec-mafia-official @the-aplatonic-cavalry @the-real-aromantic-fbi @demi-demolitions @aro-sp-ace-force @aroace-evils @electio-aroace-navy @aromantic-detective @the-aroace-attackers @cupiomantic-air-force @the-aroace-defense @the-official-aro-archers @aroace-army-garlicbread-producer @bisexual-navy @pansexual-spaceforce @pan-warriors @real-omnisexual-military @omni-spaceforce @nonbinary-coastguard @transcoastguard @obviously-enby-airforce @genderfluid-marine-corp @actual-transgender-navy @demiboy-army @the-demigirl-airforce @queer-military-treasury @queer-military-authorities @queer-enby-police-force @official-queer-airforce @indianaspecforces @italian-aspec-forces @britishaspecforces @the-aspec-country @american-aspec-forces @canadian-aspec-forces @the-agender-archipelago @disability-submarine-fleet @bisexual-airforce
@slender-fae @slendergenderfucker @slenderdawg @plague-doctor-slenderman @bitchlessslenderman @robloxian-slenderman @genderfluid-slenderman @selfcare-slenderman @notstraightslenderman @slenderrat @eviler-slenderman @the-splendorman @defense-slenderman @blue-slender @flirtatious-slenderman @slenderjerma @coke-slenderman @hybrid-slenderman @discourse-slenderman @bitchless-slenderman @aroorchid-slenderwoman @realest-slenderman @slenderman-and-the-tapeworms @legallyblondeslenderman @absurdly-tall-slendy @poet-splendorman @poet-slenderman @pinkslenderman @green-slenderman @greenslenderman @drpepper-slenderman @slenderofclubs @slenderofdiamonds @slenderofhearts @slender-mad @slender-judge @slender-miku @slender-genderfluid @slender-woman-returns
@wizard-of-interesting-failure @tiny-wizard @sexygaywizard @wizardofthepit @victusinveritas @salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds @just-a-friendly-wizard @evil-knight-oathbreaker @good-wizard @precariouswizardry @medievaljournalist @yeast-wizard @wizard-archivist-official @wizard-council-bureaucrat @crazy-wizard-51 @enlightenedshadowwizard @a-squirrel-wizard @wizardalexa @ash-the-tiefling @goblinchief @bugwizard4lyfe @evilwizard @thaparasite @8ball-wizard @concoctionboy @whisperingobelisk @the-shitpost-wizard @cryptic-mutterings
writing giveaway? 🤨
i managed to hit 200 followers today and to celebrate we are gonna do a writing giveaway babes!!!
rules:
1 like and/or reblog per person, you can do either or both and they’ll count as seperate entries
you do have to be following me to qualify
if you win i will write 500-1000 (or more) words about a hermit/lifer/ship/whatever of your choice! even if it requires research (unless you want me to like, read a novel for an au or something. tbh i might do that actually)
the cutoff will be 3pm CST on the 18th, and then i will announce a winner
good luck! i think it will be fun :) boundaries on what i wont write below:
How my ass looks walking down this sidewalk rn (going to see boyfie at work on his break and wish him luck for him doing his first piercing on someone today !! >:])
