dumb battle cats

[incorrectwarriorcats]

surprised this url wasn’t taken but regardless, hi! i’m puppy, i’m a fan of warriors and decided to make an incorrect quotes blog for it instead of posting them all on my main warriors blog @niightear.

these will probably most commonly be for the three (holly, lion and jay, possibly including dove and ivy sometimes), the tpb gang (raven, fire and gray), or whoever i think fits that specific quote.

anyways hope y’all like my incoming reblog spree as i rb all the incorrect quotes i’ve made.

tagging system

characters will be tagged as their name in the post (i.e. firepaw) and as their most recent name in the books (i.e. firestar).

incorrect quotes will be tagged with “incorrect warrior cats”, “incorrect warriors quotes” and “incorrect quotes”, alongside the source of the quote (in the format of source:(source here), i.e. source: tumblr)!

[incorrectwarriorcats]

Berrypaw: I give up. I am so tired.

Jaypaw: Get the emergency supply!

Icepaw: *carries Lionpaw and places them in front of Berrypaw*

Lionpaw: *smiles*

Berrypaw: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET’S GOOO

[incorrectwarriorcats]

i already posted this with the tpb apprentices but i need to share this version

Jayfeather: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?

Lionblaze: Have everyone stand.

Hollyleaf: Bring three more chairs!

Ivypool: The most important ones can sit down.

Dovewing: Kill three.

[incorrectwarriorcats]

Brambleclaw: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*

Squirrelpaw: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents

Brambleclaw: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

Feathertail: Actually I did the math, Squirrelpaw would have $225, not $0.15.

Squirrelpaw: Fam I’m right here....

Stormfur: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)

Brambleclaw: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

Stormfur: Sorry I only have a dollar

Brambleclaw: :(

Feathertail: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Squirrelpaw would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent

Stormfur: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice

Feathertail: You can buy anything you want with $22,500

Crowpaw: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice

Feathertail: Apply juice to what

Tawnypelt: Directly to the forehead

Squirrelpaw: Great chat everyone

[pleckthaniel]

so ive been having fun with that incorrect quotes generator that's been going around

[incorrectwarriorcats]

Firepaw: There's seven chairs and ten kids, what do you do?

Graypaw: Have everyone stand up.

Ravenpaw: Bring three more chairs.

Sandpaw: The best seven of the lot can sit down.

Dustpaw: Kill three.

[incorrectwarriorcats]

Hollyleaf and Cinderheart: *staring into each other's eyes*

Jayfeather: *opens a soda can*

Hollyleaf: we're having a moment.

Jayfeather: I'm having a cola

[incorrectwarriorcats]

okay, the blog’s all set up, i’mma do stuff now, a quote will be posted later! i’ll try to post at least one per day myself!

[incorrectwarriorcats]

Hollyleaf while murdering Ashfur: People are allowed to bare arms (i.e. guns) and the government can’t take this right away.

[incorrectwarriorcats]

Hollyleaf: What do you call a pansexual Nick who works at a CD store?

Hollyleaf: Pan Nick at the disc co.

Jayfeather: Get the fuck out.

Hollyleaf: Fine, do you want me to close the goddamn door too?

[incorrectwarriorcats]

Lionblaze: Do we have the glitter?

Jayfeather: Yep.

Lionblaze: Duct tape?

Dovewing: Check!

Lionblaze: Honey?

Berrynose: Yes dear?

Lionblaze: ...

Berrynose: Rude... yes I have the honey.

Lionblaze: ... and the gun powder?

Ivypool: Right here! I have the slime and the food coloring too!

Lionblaze: Excellent, now let’s go fuck shit up~

[incorrectwarriorcats]

Dovewing: (to Briarlight) If i were a gardener, I'd put our tulips together.

Briarlight: Awwwwww~

Berrynose and Lionblaze: *looking on from the other side of camp*

Lionblaze: Well?

Berrynose: If I were a gardener, you'd be my hoe

Lionblaze: ... thanks.

[incorrectwarriorcats]

Sandpaw: Welcome to ThunderClan, do you want a fucking beesechurger?

Firepaw: P-Please, I just want to s-see my friends again.

Dustpaw: Chinken nugget.

[incorrectwarriorcats]

Jayfeather: Lionblaze and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us

Hollyleaf: *Sighing* What did Lionblaze do?

Jayfeather: They chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...

Lionblaze: Who wants a steering wheel?

(thanks incorrect quotes generator for more beautiful quotes)

[incorrectwarriorcats]

Jayfeather: Favorite horror movie?

Lionblaze: It

Hollyleaf: Saw

Ivypool: Annabelle

Dovewing: High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I’d be the only one who didn’t know the lyrics

[incorrectwarriorcats]

Jayfeather: What does 'take out' mean?

Lionblaze: Food.

Hollyleaf: Dating

Ivypool: Murder

Dovewing: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.