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Hi, thanks for visiting. I'm Luke, I'm Australian, 22, kinda lazy,

[booblessgoddess]

My brother just sent me this on snapchat I can’t fucking stop laughing this is so stupid I hate him

[yourwisehistory]

Jason ‘I like to throw axes at bullseye’ momoa

[homefixin2shavemister]

[avpdnoisearchive]

depression meals™ and depression shows™ are a thing but what about depression video games™?

The Sims Obsession. you think maybe 2 hours have passed. you look at the clock. it’s been 3 days

wanting to play your favourite game but instead just listening to the music for 3 hours straight

solitaire on your phone for 50 minutes while listening to sad music (or the video game music)

starting up old favourite games and then exiting out of them once you see the menu

spending two hours making a new character in an rpg and then realizing you can’t be bothered to actually play the game

an amazing new video game, one that you’ve been waiting for for months. it takes you 3 days to finish a 40+ hour game because anything that makes you feel this good and distracted is immediately an obsession. once you finish the game you feel absolutely dead inside

[stimman3000]

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[clockmocker]

I love those Mickey mouse shorts but the one where Goofy vores Minny and Mickey then they both fuck inside him really fucks me up

[theshape0fpunktocome]

Quick question clock, what the fuck.

You can’t just throw stuff like that without a link to the video

[clockmocker]

I’m sorry about this

[clockmocker]

[neverthere12345]

[colormipretty]

Stop littering!!

[trashcanbees-deactivated2019120]

I’m still not over this, THIS is what big dick energy means

[whitepeopletwitter]

How do you catch a hawk?!

[will-ferret]

[wombat-annihilator-deactivated2]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“hOW”

[elliottsmithfan]

[porterr-robinson]

[midosandsa]

Y'all want some sweet

[thehispanicmermaid-deactivated2]

This is how Sweetener by Ariana was made

[thebelchers]

[haha-posts-blog-blog-blog-blog]

I almost died laughing.

[catchymemes]

[sleepy-sheepie-deactivated20190]

This shouldn’t be this funny but it’s painfully funny

[januariat]

this is so cute

[forevernoon-deactivated20181218]

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

video proof that every creature is dogs

[a-melior-ate]

I love deep diving vids cause at least some of these animals have never seen a human before and they all so gagged.

[mockwa]

[assgod]

oMg????????

[wintersmitth]

[teenagerposts]

stop scrolling for a surprise

[viralfrog]

Guy wanted me to make him a queen-size blanket.

[biscuitmango]

I really like this gif because Stitch does that little squinty thing that animals do when they’re really happy and relaxed and you can tell that he’s having such a superb time playing that little ukulele

[geekophiliac]

fucking superb you funky little alien

[newshour]

What does it take to teach a bee to use tools? A little time, a good teacher and an enticing incentive. Read more here: http://to.pbs.org/2mpRUAz

Credit: O.J. Loukola et al., Science (2017)

[paranoidgemsbok]

@clockworkrobotic

[robotlyra]

“Friend? Friend push ball? I push ball. I do good.”

[robotsandfrippary]

Bees.  Smart enough to push a ball, not smart enough to not be fooled by a stick masquerading as a bee. 

[madsciences]

maybe they know and they’re just being polite