haikyuu incorrect quotes

twenty | suna enthusiasts

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[hinata and kageyama saying their wedding vows]

hinata: kageyama, when we first met, it was like...

hinata: GWAH! and my heart was like, WOOSH!

bokuto: THAT IS SO EMOTIONAL HINATA I FEEL YOU

akaashi, everyone else: ??????

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kenma: gym class is literally child abuse

tanaka: you can't tell me with a straight face that you hate dodgeball

tsukishima: it is actually very easy to hate dodgeball when someone throws a ball straight at your face and breaks your glasses.

kuroo: have you considered dodging

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kuroo: WHO THE FUCK TURNED OFF THE WIFI

tsukkishima:

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kenma, watching bokuto and kuroo: if you had to pick between kuroo and bokuto-san, who would y-

akaashi: death.

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oikawa: how do you know what's good for me?!??!

iwaizumi: THAT'S MY OPNION!!!!!!

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kenma: *in a crowd, can't find his team* this calls for drastic measures

kenma: *sits down on a bench and plays switch until someone finds him*

kuroo: kenma what the fuck

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[at the store]

iwaizumi: excuse me, i lost my friend oikawa, can i make an announcement?

store clerk: of course.

iwaizumi: *leans into the mic*

iwaizumi: goodbye you little shit.

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bokuto and atsumu looking at sakusa driving a car

atsumu: i wanna ride that

bokuto: right? sakusa's car looks so cool

atsumu: what car?

bokuto:

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iwaizumi: i'm glad oikawa and suga have started hanging out more

daichi: yeah me too

iwaizumu: and i'm glad suga is so calm and responsible, he keeps oikawa in check

daichi:

daichi: suga isn't calm

iwaizumi: oh no

daichi: oh no

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bokuto: *tapping on the table*

kuroo: *tapping back furiously*

kenma: what's going on?

akaashi: they learned morse code so they could talk to each other secretly

bokuto: -.-- --- ..- / .-.. --- --- -.- / .-.. .. -.- . / .- / .-. --- --- ... - . .-.

kuroo: *gasp* TAKE THAT BACK

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oikawa: why are you guys so scared of bloody marry? it's just a myth, watch.

iwaizumi: okay

oikawa: bloody marry, bloody marry, bloody marry

ushijima: you should have come to shiratorizawa.

oikawa: WHAT THE FUCK