INDECISIVE KIDD @indecisivekidd - Tumblr Blog

me, finishing a 46hr work week: wow! that was tiring and I kinda hate my life, I sure am going to save the money I earned!

me, when I see the direct deposit clear on payday:

c3rvida3

Bad News: Our boss locked the keys inside the building.

Good News: We didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.

Bad News: My boss finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute girls.

Good News: A cute girl saw me do it.

Bad News: It was Maggie, and since she’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, she’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. She knows.

sailorbryant

There are million dollar blockbuster movies that were less entertaining than the rollercoaster this post just took me on.

onlyblackgirl

PSA📡"Ladies your panties shouldn’t be dry at the end of the day" - AND I THANK YOU!

blaquehonnee

Fucked up your pH balance!

1000watttwat

WHY ARE GIRLS TAKING VAGINA ADVICE FROM SOMEONE THAT DOESNT EVEN HAVE ONE?!

onlyblackgirl

Because he’s correct. Who cares who says it as long as the info is correct.

intimatefck

😂😂😂😂

zodiaccity

ZodiacCity Quote Of The Day: What are you making excuses for? You only hurt yourself when you decide to self-pity instead of being assured in yourself enough to get the job done.