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[mattpresents]

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

[aroaceenjolras]

This "allosexuality" thing is just a phase. You just need to have really bad sex, and then maybe you'll change your mind.

[catchymemes]

[aropride]

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

[phillip-bankss]

I'm sorry your parents named you Philip ☹ I could name you something better

[pjharvey]

taking a nap coiled in on yourself has to feel good as fuck if you are a snake

[corrucyst]

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

[achillesinhighheels]

choosing to ignore my strangely symbolic dream

[crawfishcomic]

Peephole People

[gumptioncretaceous]

hate it when you're looking for a good painting to watch on cave wall and by the time you find one your mammoth hunk is cold 😭

[robogrind]

drawings are secretly the enemy because they start off very nice and unassuming but then when they're about 80% done they start emanating a malevolent aura that makes finishing them the scariest activity you can imagine

[robogrind]

drawings are also secretly my beautiful friend because when i do finish them they're really good and i kiss them on the lips lovely style

[angelnumber27]

[honeysider]

[esynk]

[lonely-dog-song]

i love when a cat looks up and its head is a funny shape

[thisshitaintnothintomeman]

she pound me like a thwomp. EEUURRGHERHHGH

[hemipenal-system]

battle droids are kinda fuckable and i dont feel like we talk about that enough

[totallynotagentphilcoulson]

This is officially commissioned by Lucasfilm art and it absolutely affected the trajectory of me

[selkiewizard]

Public transport is a type of horse and I'm a teenage girl who no one understands

[selkiewizard]

The bus fucking bit me

[eebie]

i named them cruelty of the heart and sickness of the mind

[ewaneneollav]

*sits up in bed, stretches, yawns* it’s another beautiful, glorious day full of opportunity a- *ominous bell toll and i am instantly replaced with a 10,000-year-old mummy sitting in the exact same pose*