Chicken

[indianatumbleweedjones]

I can’t have insomnia anymore I need to take my stupid fucking trash brain out of my skull and stab it until it behaves

[skidfarts]

"Whats your favorite genre" i just Listen to music i like man I dont kno w

[indianatumbleweedjones]

Temporarily back in my parents house, tried to study, was interrupted 9 times in my first 50 min study sprint. Two of the interruptions required me to stop studying for 30 minutes. I’ve spent way longer not studying than studying.

But the weirdest thing about it is that it isn’t nearly as bad as it was in high school because none of the interruptions were to scream at me and I wasn’t screamed at for asking if I could study because people kept coming in and basically making small talk with me (they didn’t listen but they also didn’t scream at me)

How was high school me not way more insane than she was tbh

[indianatumbleweedjones]

I aspire to have a cool enough style that the people in the thrift store know I’m competition

[bunniope]

what if she was called chappel loam and she was composed of rich crumbly soil

[bunniope]

what if she was called chappel tome and she cast dark magic

[contemptible-scoundrel]

what if she was called chappel groan and she went auuurghhhh uuhhhhghhhh

[official-lucifers-child]

what if she was called chappel roam and she wandered around aimlessly

[the-haiku-bot]

what if she was called

chappel roam and she wandered

around aimlessly

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[indianatumbleweedjones]

What if she was Chappell Roan and she was a horse

[indianatumbleweedjones]

“Girl dinner” I whisper, dumping 18 different pills into my mouth

[pukicho]

My child will not be allowed to use chat gpt. He will be smarter and stronger than the other children and he will kill them easily.

[indianatumbleweedjones]

I hate it when people are just like “That’s not how it works” ok how does it work. Explain. Coward.

[notquiteapolyglot]

To people who use "þ" as an aesthetic "p"

þink again.

[tharook]

getting thorny in the linguistics fandom

[tk-tako]

þorny*

[solarine]

That also goes for using ß as an aesthetic B. 

On my old server, there was a character named ßillyßadass.

This never failed to make me laugh, because that letter is not pronounced like B. It is a sharp S. 

That guy named himself SsillySsadass. 

[liquidstar]

Also to people who you Σ as an aesthetic E

that’s an S too, Σo maybe check next time

[slowspinningredemption]

oh boy

Д as an aesthetic A? Дon’t be a дumbass.

И as an aesthetic N? don’t be sillи.

П as another aesthetic N? stoп it.

У as an aesthetic Y? ty bad.

Ш or Щ as an aesthetic W? nope. it’s “sh” and “shch”!

Я as an aesthetic R? surprise! it’s “ya”.

ah yes, that classic horror film SNYEYAPOVUL DIAYAIES

[silvysartfulness]

This is pronounced Stargoat.

[dovewithscales]

Reblogging for Stargoat.

[justabrowncoatedwench]

STARGOAT

[niuniente]

I saw in Japan a bag of marshmallows named SCANDINAVIAN MÅRSHMÅLLOW and I still have not recovered from that. It reads as SCANDINAVIAN MORSHMOLLOW 

[cyanwrites]

I always read STARGÅTE as ‘stargåde’ with a Swedish pronunciation.

Star Riddle.

[musicalhell]

This one about broke my brain:

There is so much going on here that we need to properly break it down:

Η (eta): Long “e” sound like in “free” Ψ (psi): “ps” sound like in “psychology” or the noise you make to call your cat Ρ (rho): equivalent of English “R” Λ (lambda): equivalent of English “L” Τ (tau): equivalent of English “T,” one of two letters properly employed here Φ (phi): equivalent of English “F” Σ (sigma): as noted above, equivalent of English “S” Μ (mu): equivalent of English “M,” other properly employed letter That “presecription” Rx combo: Does not occur in Greek or any other alphabet, what the Hell is it doing here Θ (theta): soft “th” like in “thing” Γ (gamma): Kind of an asperated “gh” sound like you start to make a hard “g” but stop halfway through Δ (delta): hard “th” like in “there.” Χ (chi): asperated “kh” like in “challah” Π (pi): Equivalent of English “p”

The other letters do not occur in the Greek alphabet, although you will see English letters used for things like names and titles.

So when we put it all togheter, this miracle of title design reads something like:

EEPSRLTFL SMRRKHSSSS THGH THLSKHLPDRKHFL

[zaolat]

Okay but in fairness to the Stargate one it isn’t an Å though, it just looks like one but to anyone who doesn’t watch the show you wouldn’t know this.

The Stargate has symbols on it resembling constellations, but every Stargate has a unique symbol that represents THAT Stargate, the “home symbol”. Stargate addresses are 7-9 symbols. The first 6-8 are the address, and the last is the home symbol, the “point of origin”, the Stargate you’re originating from.

This is Earth’s home symbol! It’s called Earth’s point of origin in-universe. This is a screenshot from the show showing a dialing sequence, you need the point of origin symbol to dial out. Using the point of origin symbol as an “A” for the titles is just a fun stylization for the shows.

This symbol is THE Stargate symbol, like the Starfleet insignia is for Star Trek. That’s why there’s no line across it for an A! Stargate fans will get this as a tattoo, I have a friend with one <3

Also since Stargate teams are multiple nationalities, they wear a patch with the symbol on it over a visualization of Earth when they go offworld to say “I’m from Earth”, it’s pretty neat

[zylaa]

#hang on can we go back to the person who put the ‘Rx’ symbol into that title#that’s fucking nuts#that’s a level past misusing Greek letters#like it’s not even close. it’s not the same category as the other symbols you’re misusing#you may as well have used the fucking stargate symbol for the ‘A’s there it would make just as much sense#who is this graphic designer i wanna talk

— tags from @maniculum

[bunniope]

what if she was called chappel loam and she was composed of rich crumbly soil

[bunniope]

what if she was called chappel tome and she cast dark magic

[contemptible-scoundrel]

what if she was called chappel groan and she went auuurghhhh uuhhhhghhhh

[official-lucifers-child]

what if she was called chappel roam and she wandered around aimlessly

[the-haiku-bot]

what if she was called

chappel roam and she wandered

around aimlessly

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[oxfrnk]

don’t!!! fake!!!! your!!!! interests!!!! to!!!! make!!!! someone!!!! like!!!!! you!!!!

[the-last-d-boy]

don’t!!! bury!!!! your!!!! interests!!! to!!!!! make!!!! someone!!!! like!!!!! you!!!!

[wind-at-your-back]

don’t!!! go!!! wasting!!! your!!! emotion!!! lay!!! all!!! your!!! love!!! on!!! me!!!

[trans-ralsei]

[trans-ralsei]

[caughtthedarkness93]

I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.

[aspiringbelle]

I loathe my job and need a new one. I need all the help I can get.

[the-haiku-bot]

I loathe my job and

need a new one. I need all

the help I can get.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[lettersfrompanem]

the "I'm not a drinker myself" to gradually becoming an alcoholic to numb out the pain pipeline

the "I don't want them to change me. turn me into something I'm not" to being turned into a mutt version of himself pipeline

the "I do everything in my power to protect my sister" to losing her anyway pipeline

[the-silly-words-on-your-screen]

As an alternative to 'sugar, spice, and everything nice'

I present: 'salt, vinegar, and everything sinister'

[the-silly-words-on-your-screen]

no it does not, I am perfectly happy with my obscurity

[the-haiku-bot]

no it does not, I

am perfectly happy with

my obscurity

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[the-silly-words-on-your-screen]

As an alternative to 'sugar, spice, and everything nice'

I present: 'salt, vinegar, and everything sinister'

[the-silly-words-on-your-screen]

no it does not, I am perfectly happy with my obscurity

[the-haiku-bot]

no it does not, I

am perfectly happy with

my obscurity

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[bbyblue62]

[danyllura]

teenage haymitch watching president snow choking to death and downing the pitcher of milk that could save his life and then turning back to the crime scene like “oh no you’re out of milk” :(