[stimman4000]

.

[valtsv]

my body is less of a “temple” and more of a rotting 19th century mansion rumored to be haunted by several wicked and vengeful spirits

[324432463552434565435241354-dea]

im a big fan of who im becoming. shes good, i like her

[indigobush]

I have made a very loud friend.

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

you think your crush is laying in bed thinking about you but in reality they’re reading about swords on Wikipedia

[thebadwolfdemon]

So apparently consuming blood is illegal in Louisiana

How much blood did people have to drink before it was banned?

[zombeesknees]

[samxcamargo]

Start over, my darling. Be brave enough to find the life you want and courageous enough to chase it. Then start over and love yourself the way you were always meant to.

Madalyn Beck (via samxcamargo)

[hyrude]

i was in a thrift shop the other day and they were playing the most unsettling variations of normal christmas music, culminating in this rendition of the 12 days of christmas except it was like 12 guys all singing over each other and going “no!” and interrupting the lyrics with random other phrases until they deadass just started singing 5 golden rings to toto’s africa. can anyone confirm that this is a real song and not that i stroked so hard i astral projected into a universe where everything is somehow worse than it is here

[flaminggoosememe]

https://youtu.be/2Fe11OlMiz8

I remember listening to this in grade school. I am going to go get some Chinese food.

[birdasaurus]

Nicole Mason

[post--grad]

benefits of living in a lighthouse

no fake friends, just real friends (the only ones who’ll come out to your godforsaken lighthouse to hang)

lots of stairs so u dont need a gym membership

when u look out the window and sigh mournfully it’s Cinematic Depression not just regular depression

minimum requirements: 1 large dog, 17 cable-knit sweaters, 1 mysterious but tragic past, 2 pair fingerless wool gloves

increased likelihood of mermaid encounters

effortless windswept look, complemented by soft lantern glow

free salt scrub 

[affectionsuggestion]

Concept: going camping together. Just us. In a little tent. It’s chilly, but we have blankets. Making food on a little log fire. Gazing up at the starry sky at night and the pinky orange sunrise in the morning.

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

doctor: well we don’t have a cure for “insatiable lust for pasta” but i’m going to prescribe you zoloft because clearly something is wrong and i don’t care enough to find out what

me: sounds good doc

[best-life-wisdom]

CANT WAIT FOR THE DAY WHEN I GO TO BED EVERY NIGHT ALL SNUGGLED UP NEXT TO THE LOVE OF MY LIFE AND GET ENDLESS LOVE AND CUDDLES

[arabwife]

I can’t wait for the day a woman’s strength isn’t dictated by how much abuse she can endure

[onceiwashere]

i cant believe its daylight savings time and i havent seen the “hello its me your cousin oskaar from iceland” video on my dash yet you are all slackers

[onceiwashere]

i guess i have to do all the work around here dont i

[mycountryliving]

[greelin]

some people’s voices are just very appealing. you can’t explain it. there is no way to describe it. it’s just like. how. why. why does your voice do things to me. why does it make me feel things. why. how. why