Indy (He/They)

i don't know what this is anymore

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

[shanerozanov]

shane & ilya by moreloveforjm_ on instagram!

[shanerozanov]

shane & ilya by todoga_k on twitter!

[bloominflowers]

i guess i like these guys a lot 💆‍♀️

[konan-supernova]

[batfam-belfry]

Batman & Robin: Year One #12

Deadpool/Batman (2025)

Batman hears about 15% of what his Robins say. He has the selective hearing of a tired father at an amusement park with three kids hanging off of him and screaming in his ears. He is the exhausted mother trying to relax for the first time in a week while her child goes "mom mom mom mom look at this hey mom are you watching you're not watching-"

[segamascott]

[magicalgirldropout]

[official-pussy-posts-2]

Official Pussy Post

[fatfatgaybitch]

What accepting yourself for being gay does to a mf

[numenfati]

love them

[korol--reznii]

[indywayne]

this is the funniest thing i've ever seen

[candyredterezii]

So which are you? A sussy playa or a pussy slaya?

[imsorrybruce]

The idea of batkids growing up and finally realizing how much rizz their cringe bat dad apparently has is so funny to me. They have seen this man at his most embarrassing. They have seen him miss his mouth while he ate. They have heard him pop his back while trying to get smth off the ground. They know his favorite shirt is the ancient university one that Alfred despises, full of holes and unwashable ketchup stains. And he somehow got so much game that half his colleagues and almost all his rogues want him carnally?? That's crazy, it must be a hoax. No way

[nothazellevesque]

The funniest part of romancing gale is knowing that mystra is most definitely watching your tav or Durge throwing it back on that man during his romance arc shenanigans. He’s actively doing magic during every romance scene, meaning that mystra is canonically duty bound to at least listen. Gale is essentially doing the fantasy equivalent of sending your ex a voice memo of you fucking your new partner in every romance scene. the scene channeling the weave? mystra’s there. astral projection glow in the dark fidget spinner bonefest? mystra’s there. the regular bed option? he summons the bed using magic, so mystra’s there too. scene where he takes you to the astral plane (aka mystra’s literal goddamn house)? mystra’s there. every time. she’s sitting in her little magical cuck chair in the corner watching her ex abuse victim boink his new (likely more age appropriate partner). and you know what? hell yeah. gale deserves a little bit of petty fuckery in his life. go off king

[redfoxraccoon]

[amphibimations]

[loveridden1999]

we as a society moved on from this photoshoot too quick