I believe in miracles

Hi There!! I am Trash™

[naaaaaaaaaah-deactivated2020112]

hey h ey everyone look at This

incredible

[arandomcollectionofstuff]

It’s a hello kitty breast implant

[gluten-free-pussy]

Hello Titty

[pettysexual]

@staff !!!!!!!

[purekeios]

🔫 fucking snitch

[sebstantheangel]

I’m wheezing -

[steverogersnotebook]

NO NAKED ANKLES, even you Seb

[whostheblondegirl]

[daggerfall]

Back pain? Have you tried:

[daggerfall]

Of all the communities for one of my posts to circulate in, the chronic pain community was not expected but honestly that’s even funnier than this as an elder scrolls shitpost

[therealmcu]

Tony is so done lol 

insp

[unrelatedsoundss-deactivated202]

just made a spidersona theyre an australian spiderman where instead of getting cool powers from the spider bite they died after a single day

[ironwebbs]

I’m losing it

[parakeet]

i dont think ill ever have a new years experience as hype as that one year where darude was playing sandstorm live and the beat dropped at exactly midnight on new years. do you guys remember that

[parakeet]

here it is

[homofauxbic]

give a man some salsa and you feed him for a day. teach a man to salsa and you can probably hook him up with some hot latina girls or something idk

[andthwip-deactivated20220219]

M'baku being like That™ a hundred percent of the time.

[eelpatrickharris-deactivated202]

reasons that i was going 9 mph over the speed limit today: the lumberjack in the big red chevy truck behind me on this double-lined road was in a hurry and also was using a slightly more powerful bluetooth radio to play his music, but he was using the same frequency that i use, and he was just playing Party In The Usa on repeat, so every time he caught up to me my music started fading out and “i pUT MY HANDS UP THEY’RE PLAYIN MY SONG” started blaring from my speakers and i was justly running for my fucking life

[expertpedestrian]

tory power stance is still the funniest thing to come out of uk party politics in a long time

[expertpedestrian]

[strangehorse]

CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER

[bemusedlybespectacled]

[nerdynbhuman]

I feel like I need to talk about the random shit I know about this pose. As they paid a guy a lot of money to come up with a pose that’d make the important tories look POWERFUL and IMPOSING. And they guy came up with this, but it was only meant for photos of the torso up and none of them realised.

[spank-the-villain]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tory_power_stance

funny, funny article. “ The stance is believed to be intended to be a display of power and confidence. “

[wondersmith-and-sons]

how could you leave out the best part of that wiki entry

[respectablegeek]

Don’t forget this high quality [citation needed]

[20something-prep]

[vrandaa]

[stark-raven-mad]

Modern poetry at its finest

[veevee44]

In 20 years no one’s gonna know what this means.

[rhapsodycoventry]

The super suit reference held up for like 14 years so I’m not too sure about that.

[helly-watermelonsmellinfellon]

^THIS^

[dankmemeuniversity]

[deedubbayuh]

grandma, its me

anastasia

[valtsv]

instead of saying “i want to kill myself” whenever something bad happens to me as a result of circumstances beyond my control i’ve started saying “i’m going to kill god” and it’s honestly done wonders for my self-esteem

[valtsv]

you know what? 2019 mood

[amorphe]

[foreveralone-lyguy]

what the fuck is that and why is it all sad and alone

[maxeth]

look at its haircut haha nerd

[iguanamouth]

[alacerlucifer]