Looking into Headlights

constant and unrepentant shame upon my family

[wordfather]

if i was in jurassic park i'd be fine because the dinosaurs would love me and therefore not eat me

[rudy-redd]

My Fox McCloud tulpa i made to help me drive: "Good merge kid, at this rate youll be a first rate pilot"

Me: "thanks captain, but uhh h, idk if your paw should be in my jeans while i drive"

last pure hearted man: "i hope god doesnt noticr me jaywalking"

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

The science behind THC + alcohol as a combination is literally soo interesting because it basically causes the crimson red duckling in your body to confront the serpent in the bronze vessel of your heart. Basically you feel good because the duckling is able to eat the harmonious seeds stored within the vessel and transfer these positive energies into your body. You can have bad highs when this happens if the duckling awakens the serpent and it bites the duckling. The interesting part is when you ingest alcohol after THC because it floods the vessel and causes the serpent to fall into a deep sleep. The duckling never gets attacked by the serpent when this happens because it is unconscious and the duckling is actually able to get fat from the harmonious seed, which causes an enjoyable sensation.

[babehog]

ten fucking years its been in my head

[thesituation]

i don’t think mordecai and rigby were ever gay for each other but i do think many times rigby would be like dude if i was a girl would you want to fuck me and mordecai is like dude that’s weird. no. and rigby is all bent out of shape about it and in the middle of the night when they’re both trying to sleep he’s like why wouldn’t you fuck me if i was a girl. i’m cute right? or am i ugly and that’s why i’m single… and mordecai is like fine whatever i’d fuck girl you. stop bringing it up now. & the next day rigby is like fuck off muscle man i’m not ugly mordecai said he’d fuck girl me & then a portal opens to an alternate dimension where they’re genderbent like that adventure time episode and the voice of god is like mordecai you must make good on your word. fuck girl rigby.

[inelegantivy]

(incoming rant)

so, i gave this mouse a cookie, right?? well, then he wanted milk. and now (get this) the little fucker wants a straw… 😤🙄

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

an ice cold beer topped with a scoop of vanilla ice cream. lying on top of the ice cream foam is a salted peanut. this is the angel. around him are sprinkles (his tears). this is "the angel's lament", my new cocktail

[roadrunnerposting]

Sure, why not. ‘Angels lament’

[kadekuro]

[angelicguy]

there is a war between types of users on this site and this is what it looks like

[fallingtowers]

bro this rends flesh (new way of saying something is really good)

[fairycosmos]

are you guys OK. sometimes i get the vibe, that you are at your wits end

[fairycosmos]

what with all the kafka quotes and depression music

[wordswithimages]

[purplehazeplaysoffasamsung]

the world is not scary plus im strong as hell

[papayajuan2019]

[clonepa]

im the PT sink baby and i grew up

[utopians]

veil's been thin these past few days. anyone else notice that the veil's been thin these past few days

[that-twink-over-there]

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

disappearing like the roanoke colonists but carving "I NEED A FAT BITCH" into a tree instead of "CROATOAN"

[guooey]

I want to be a mysterious girl with a private online presence but I also need to tell everybody I cried at the DMV

[aetin-deactivated20230423]

wheres MY year of rest and relaxation!!!!!!