It's Hard to be Shot With a Knife

Vivi. 26 . Genderfluid. King of Rarepairs . @Lumieerie on ao3. @Lumieerie on twt.

[selkiestars]

Blah, blah, important links and carrd! Really just have this incase people reallllly want it.

AO3: Lumieerie Twt: Lumieerie Carrd: Lumieerie.carrd.co

My personal tags are Vivi talks, Vivi writes, Vivi does stuff, and Vivi does answers.

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you are now a cat in the warrior cats universe! Spin these wheels for your name!

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eh it's okay

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IM MOON MOON

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Remaining time: 5 days 8 hours

note: I (the owner of this blog and maker of wheels) am not into warrior cats! I just thought this would be fun to make

(prefixes and suffixes from @yarrowleef)

[lemmmmmmmmmmonade]

HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP

[willowings]

you want to die by his hand so bad it makes you look stupid

[unheardoracle]

I love characters who are like "I'm a terrible person" but when you look closer it's more like

"I adapted to survive something and now I don't know how to stop being that version of myself."

[lovesodeepandwideandwell]

I dislike the violence and unpredictability of the ice dispenser

[hunieday]

Yuki - Weaving Memories: A Shiny Time Special DOLCOLLE Rabbit Chat

Momo - Yuki

Please note that I am not a professional translator and I'm only doing this to share the side materials to those who cannot access them, if you notice any mistakes please let me know nicely. Enjoy!

Takanashi Tsumugi: Yuki-san, thank you for your hard work! I’m reaching out about the Dolcolle interview, are you currently free?

Yuki: Hold on a sec, my AC broke.

Takanashi Tsumugi: O-oh no, that’s awful!! I’ll reschedule the interview, so please go find a place to cool off first! 

Yuki: Oh, it’s okay, Momo came by a little while ago and fixed it. Turns out you can make it work if you keep smacking it hard enough.

Takanashi Tsumugi: I don’t think… that really counts as “fixing” it…?

Yuki: Oh yeah. That’s probably why he’s looking up repair services right now. Anyways, I moved to another room so we can go ahead with the interview.

Takanashi Tsumugi: Understood! But please let me know right away if you’re not feeling well ><

Takanashi Tsumugi: Now then, could you start by sharing your thoughts on the photo shoot? You filmed at a flower garden this time around, what did you think of it?

Yuki: There was so much greenery, it was really soothing. I guess it was so comfortable that even Momo dozed off during break time.

Takanashi Tsumugi: It’s rare to see Momo-san taking a nap 😳

Yuki: There have been a lot of summer specials piling up lately. You picked the shooting location for us, right? I got to have that busy popular Momo all to myself. Thank you.

Takanashi Tsumugi: No need to thank me…! But I’m glad you two had a chance to relax even a little bit 😊

Takanashi Tsumugi: Next, please tell us about your summer memories with Momo-san.

Yuki: Watermelons, maybe? Back when we were still poor, I offhandedly mentioned craving some in front of him.

Takanashi Tsumugi: So Momo-san went and bought some for you? >u<

Yuki: No, he actually went and harvested it himself.

Takanashi Tsumugi: He harvested a watermelon?!

Yuki: Apparently a senior he used to work with at some moving company told him  his girlfriend’s brother had a friend who was growing high quality watermelons. So Momo went and arranged a part-time job right then and there.

Takanashi Tsumugi: No wonder Momo-san’s known as The Most Connected Man in the entertainment industry…!

Yuki: He’s amazing, isn’t he? Momo pulls off things I could never do, and he makes it look so effortless that I almost take it for granted. But I realized there’s real effort and pain behind the process. He held out that watermelon with a beaming smile, but all I saw was his hands covered in bruises and scratches.

Takanashi Tsumugi: Yuki-san…

Yuki: Momo himself tends to forget his pain, so I have to be the one who sees it at least. The AC broke on me and he came immediately, he spoils me rotten, doesn’t he?

Takanashi Tsumugi: But somehow I feel like that’s a dynamic so uniquely you, it’s lovely to witness. You care for each other and gently support one another…

Takanashi Tsumugi: Moving on to the final question. From your perspective, what is Momo-san’s “Shiny Time”, that is, his most dazzling moment in your memories?

Yuki: When he’s smiling. I want to see Momo smile all the time, but there were days when I couldn’t make that happen. I hope I’ll be able to protect that smile from now on.

Takanashi Tsumugi: That’s wonderful ✨ Thank you so much!

Takanashi Tsumugi: I feel like this turned into an incredibly rich interview thanks to you, Yuki-san...! 

Yuki: I feel like I talked more than usual. I guess I was simmering in that room earlier so my head’s a little foggy.

Takanashi Tsumugi: That’s right 💦 I hope the repair person comes by soon…

Yuki: Oh, they said they’d come by today.

Takanashi Tsumugi: Amazing! That’s great to hear.

Yuki: Yeah, all thanks to Momo. I’ll cook him a meal to thank him.

[miseria-fortes-viros]

yoooo guys these wings my dad made look INSANE i can’t wait to try them tomorrow

[miseria-fortes-viros]

i don’t think you understand i totally thought we were gonna die locked up in this castle but this fucking genius was like “im going to invent a way for humans to fly”. shout out to my dad he’s a real one fr

[miseria-fortes-viros]

LMAOOO this dude told me to be careful as he affixed the wings to my back…..dad no offense but you just invented flying and we have to go high enough to avoid the king’s archers. soo

[miseria-fortes-viros]

HOOOOLY SHIT YOU GUYS I AM SO AFRAID. THE GROUND IS SO FAR. HOW DO BIRDS DO THIS. OH MY GODS OH MY GODS OH MY GODS

[miseria-fortes-viros]

it’s so beautiful up here

[miseria-fortes-viros]

i don’t like seeing the ground. i’m going higher

[miseria-fortes-viros]

it’s cold and i can’t see anything. not sure if that’s better or worse

[miseria-fortes-viros]

by zeus….what is that thing…….it’s as bright as the sun and twice as warm

[miseria-fortes-viros]

the gods look truly down on me this day…apollo calls to me from his chariot of fire. a mere mortal. he must think my flight such a wondrous feat

[miseria-fortes-viros]

i don’t understand why but he’s coming closer. he is not supposed to stray from his path, lest the sun fall from the sky. why does he look so anguished to see me?

[miseria-fortes-viros]

oh. i am in his path

[miseria-fortes-viros]

it’s so hot…was it this hard to fly before? maybe i’m tired

[miseria-fortes-viros]

the wax

[miseria-fortes-viros]

he really does look like the sun…the light emanates from his fingers, his hair, his skin. he means to catch me. i reach for him

[miseria-fortes-viros]

his skin burns. i cannot hold on

[miseria-fortes-viros]

i slip through his fingers.

[miseria-fortes-viros]

it takes a really long time to fall from the sky. longer than i thought

[miseria-fortes-viros]

i wonder if he cried for me

[miseria-fortes-viros]

i pray to him just in case. i am grateful he tried. my palms are red and cracked from where they touched divinity. the ground does not look any closer than it was

[miseria-fortes-viros]

i have not seen my father since we took flight…i hope he escaped. i hope he will not witness this. i wish i could tell him how joyful these wings made me before the wax melted

[miseria-fortes-viros]

i do not regret it. i have seen with my own eyes what others will only dream of

[miseria-fortes-viros]

i am not afraid

[miseria-fortes-viros]

i am not afraid i am not afraid i am not afraid i am not afraid i am afraid i am afraid i am afraid

[miseria-fortes-viros]

please please please please please pleaseplease

[miseria-fortes-viros]

the gods will not save me. i suppose this is a lesson in hubris. i am forever a flightless thing

[miseria-fortes-viros]

please please please i have no coin for the ferryman if i am to die now i will never reach the realm of hades please turn me into a bird any bird or a bug or something anything please please pleasepleaseplease

[miseria-fortes-viros]

I AM NOT AFRAID I AM NOT AFRAID I AM NOT AFRAID I AM NOT AFRAID I AM N

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

When cats walk up to you all "hi can I perhaps interest you in me, kitten boy? I'm literally warm and soft"

[clytemnestraaa]

hi this drives me crazy

canon is what happens in the text. e.g. merlin tries to poison morgana

a headcanon is a fact that you have personally made up as an elaboration of canon. it is your invention. e.g. i think morgana and gwen had a teenage lesbian situationship before the events of canon. or, i think modern morgana would love evanesence.

an interpretation is how one reads the existing text. it is not an invented fact nor is it a headcanon, it is a reading. e.g. i think merlin tries to poison morgana out of misplaced self-hatred. or, i think that one line was delivered with suppressed malice and shows a nuanced relationship.

fanon is the general fandom’s accepted headcanons and interpretations that elaborate or recontextualize canon. e.g. merlin is a badass waif and morgana is a bitch.

these are all different words with different meanings.

[bebx]

“if you love this character then you must make him happy in your fics, right?” wrong. the horror. suffering. internal hemorrhage. hospital. immediately

[selkiestars]

I'm so funny guys- I didn't even know an actors name and yet I immediately knew the Chara my brain associated w him

Was I right? No

Did my friend even know who Nick O'Flaherty is? Also no

Anyways we were talking about Saw bc I've never seen it

[strawberrycamel]

we really should be calling it fanworks, not content

[strawberrycamel]

I'm here for fun and community not to rp a mega corporation's underpaid social media intern

[selkiestars]

guys i commissioned a friend for my first ever yume art and when i say i screamed and cried and afjgdlkabdfgkjhabdgfjkhgbfkjghbjhb when she finished it and sent it to me? TRULY THE BEST SELF INDULGENT THING EVER IN THE WORLD

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you have won a lifetime supply of this

How do you feel?

good!

I CAN SELL THIS AND GET RICH

im drowning in my supply help

Eh it's okay

BAD. VERY BAD

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Voting ended onJul 15

you would receive the supply once a month

the brand/type will vary so you could

you can sell the things you get/give them away but they will keep coming until you die

[snobgoblin]

youre never snully snessed without a snile

[lakemojave]

I have you blocked because I don't like your blog at all but I hope you're doing well. ok blocking you again adieu

Hello???

[lakemojave]

Anon bb come back i can change for you

[wickedsick]

[plague-vulture]

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes