My sisters and cousins wanted to help me write a story about Bruce, so here you go:
Bruce is in his lab looking at his blood. He was having a very hard time trying to get rid of the Hulk, so he tried to mix his blood with frog DNA and whatever else goes into making the Andomedeus Rex, because that sounded like a good idea to him. As he pondered the blood, Clint Barton was sitting in the rafters as he always did.
Clint realized what catastrophe could await. Because this was MCU Clint Barton, he doesn’t say anything. Instead, he shot an arrow at the blood! Which was kind of dumb. As he did so a shard of glass cut Bruce in the hand and Bruce…changed!
He changed into…a dinosaur Hulk!
Clint was scared and ran out of the lab while doing cool flips and stuff. He runs and is running so fast that he runs straight into Tony Stark and knocks him over. As he realizes what he did he says, “Tony, there is a dinosaur Hulk in there! A Hulkasaurus Rex!”
Tony gives him a quizzical look, but then runs, too. He pushes a big red button that says IN CASE OF HULK DINOSAUR PUSH BUTTON. This locks down the lab so that the Hulk Dinosaur cannot get out.
They wait for a while and it’s really boring so I won’t tell you about it.
He doesn’t change back into Bruce, so they call Raptor Lord (who sometimes is called Starlord). He says he’ll be there in a half a lightyear.
While they are waiting more, the raptor Hulk is quite smart and thinks his way out of the lab. He tricks Tony and Clint through a series of improbable events which are surely too difficult to describe here. The Hulk Dinosaur runs to the store because he is embarrassed by his lack of clothes.
He’s insecure about being a naked dinosaur Hulk.
He runs inside all the clothes stores and grabs all the clothes he can. He is even more insecure because there are no clothes big enough to fit him. So, he takes all the clothes and sews them together with his raptor claws. He makes a shirt, shorts, a hat, and shoes. He puts all of it on but doesn’t like the hat so he takes it off.
Meanwhile, Raptor Lord finally makes it to Earth. He jumps from his starship and runs as quick as he can! He accidentally gets hit by the hat which Dinosaur Hulk throws. So, he gets knocked down but gets back up. He starts to run quicker and follows all the clothes. Dinosaur Hulk has left a trail of necklaces and earrings, too.
He runs into Tony and Clint, who are all like, “Oh no, what are you going to do?
Raptor lord says, “It’s all about mutual respect.” He goes up to Hulk and says, “Those are some nice clothes you have there.”
Dinosaur Hulk feels so good about himself that he is no longer insecure. He turns back into Bruce and Bruce crawls out of a huge pile of clothes. He needs new clothes, and says Raptor Lord is his hero.
Everyone is relieved that Bruce is no longer the Dinosaur Hulk, but worried that he will turn into Dinosaur Hulk next time. So they take him to therapy because they should have done that in the first place. Then Raptor Lord and Bruce get married and it is very cute.
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