#not bruce

[frownyalfred]

okay but the absolute aura of Alfred Pennyworth putting on his special ops operator voice and ordering Bruce to make it home when he’s injured on a solo patrol? he’s the servant, he’s the one who calls Bruce sir, but in that moment, he’s the drill sergeant in Bruce’s ear. he’s the one calling the shots. he is uncompromising.

“Get to the Cave. That’s an order.”

and for some reason, that desperate final attempt to motivate a bleeding, semi-conscious Batman works.

[dickgraysonmybeloved]

Damian, forgets the English word for lid, shuffling and trying to avoid asking for help but eventually breaking: where is the… uh… *insert Arabic word for lid*

Jason, confused mildly scared: what?

Damian holding up his cup: where is his hat?

Jason, almost coo-ing over the murder child:

(Inspired by a post by @chasingthestarss )

[dcbinges]

Solo #9 (2006) by John Hitchcock & Scott Hampton

[notquiterobin]

howd ya get tha scar on ya cheek?

My ever so loving father got mad at me and threw a glass bottle

It probably wouldn’t have scarred if it had actually been left to heal properly but because of where it is the skin moved every time I talked and kept breaking open

[animationismycomfort]

making John Dory trans but in a way where she looks/sounds the exact same and just uses she/her pronouns

[timdrake-yumm]

I don’t know why people are still calling Bruce Wayne the world’s greatest detective when Tim Drake exists. Like, that boy was in elementary when he figured out who Batman and Robin were- something investigative journalist and actual detectives were probably trying to figure out since the beginning of Batman (and later, Robin). He was also able to figure out that Bruce was trapped in time instead of dead, like everyone thought, AND was able to get him back? Yet people are still calling Brucie here the world’s greatest detective, like he does anything more than basic detective work?

[iamvvengeance]

i think,, today i want to talk about the rumors,,

just to clarify, i am NOT bruce wayne,, like really guys, i’m flattered,, but you’ve seen my streaming room,, and set up,, you guys really think i’m some major billionaire playboy?? no way,, come on,, you’re smarter than that,,

i love you guys,, merch out,, maybe there will be a surprise with it,, <^^>