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another day not having an account on tiktok. 😌 smiling through it all can’t believe this is my life xx

There’s hot lesbians on tiktok

there are hot lesbians in real life that don’t require my brain to be microwaved by tiktok’s algorithm to experience them

just-shower-thoughts

The atoms our bodies are made up of are 13 billion years old.

bloodofelves

Skyrim → capital cities

infamoustrs

Somebody help me I know Skyrim better than my own neighborhood.

picsthatmakeyougohmm

me too

gotterhag

this was only 4 seconds long and I’m scared to know what the 5th second was like.

sandersstudies

I’ve mentioned my manager and his baby many times but it is so funny how the baby is just like... his friend. Like I had great parents, I’ve met a lot of great parents, and I’ve never met somebody who talks about their baby like he does.

He’s like “aw I actually can’t go out that night, I’m gonna hang out with [baby’s name].” He talks about her like they have conversations even though she can’t talk yet. It’s never “I took her” to a place, it’s always “we went.” He’s confident that she understands most if not all that happens around her and acts accordingly and it’s so sweet.

When he brought her to see us at work the first time, he was making a pot of coffee for her mom, and even though she was still tiny I remember he talked her through how to make coffee just as if he was talking to an adult.

sandersstudies

She’s one now, but I’ve worked with him since she was born and can guarantee he’s always been like this.

He’s like “yes I am friends with my baby, unlike other people my baby is very cool.”

ghost-in-a-player-piano

That is gonna be so fucking good for her development.

Feeling appreciated, getting undivided attention, being taught that she's basically competent and just needs experience to do things, the language modelling, the behaviour modelling, the respect for her as a person.

jumpingjacktrash

my brother treats his kids like this, and they are just about the happiest kids i ever met.

obihoekenobi

Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order (2018) “You would be wise to surrender.”

triforce-princess

aimmyarrowshigh

Jade and striped icebergs. “When seawater at depths of more than 1,200 feet freezes to the underside of massive ice shelves like East Antarctica’s Amery Ice Shelf, it forms ‘marine ice.’ Enormous hunks of ice calve—or break off—from the ice shelf, creating icebergs. When one of these icebergs overturns, its jade underside is revealed. The wondrous color of this ‘marine ice’ results from organic matter dissolved in the seawater at those great depths,” explained Audubon Magazine. “Green icebergs are infrequently seen because their verdant bellies are underwater; it’s only when they flip over, a rare event, that their richly colored regions can be seen before they melt. Striped icebergs, perhaps even more scarce than jade bergs, are thought to form in one of two ways: either meltwater refreezes in crevasses formed atop glaciers before they calve icebergs (creating blue stripes), or seawater freezes inside cracks beneath ice shelves (creating green stripes).”

Photo #14 by Steve Nicol via Australian Antarctic Division

cartoon-hell

smashy-headcanons

NINTENDO TOOK DOWN A MEGALOVANIA REMIX FOR COPYRIGHT REASONS IS SANS GONNA BE IN SMASH

Him or Frisk, if the franchise was going to be represented in Smash.

callmekorora

waIT WHAT SO U RCE?!?!

callmekorora

whelp ik I’m late but you guys were right

smashy-headcanons

First the Belmonts, then World of Light, now Megalovania+Sans

Hey guys, wouldn’t it be really funny if Minecraft Steve got into Smash? Hahahahahahahaaa I don’t really see it happening though, but we’ll see.

smashy-headcanons

gigithedolly

Hey op do you wanna deliver any other prophecies

smashy-headcanons

No I’m legally not allowed to speak anymore

thoughtkick

“With such a hell in your heart and your head, how can you live? How can you love?”

— Fyodor Dostoyevsky, The Brothers Karamazov

prokopetz

The ultimate power move in a vampire/fairy rivalry would be the fairy inviting the vampire over for tea. The vampire has natural dominion over anyone who invites them into their home, the fairy has natural dominion over anyone who violates the laws of hospitality, and neither can refuse the appointment without showing weakness, so it’d just be a constant headgame of the vampire trying to manoueuvre the fairy into a position where the obligations of hospitality allow the vampire to eat them, and the fairy trying to trick the vampire into doing something that would allow the fairy to declare them a poor guest.

lynati

You know EVENTUALLY they’re going to get hit with the magical equivalent of being snowed in together, right?

guardiankarenterrier

is

is that not the point

brunhiddensmusings

next paradox -faeries have power over those who eat fey food -vampires have power over those they feed on even should the vampire successfully bite the faerie theyre still at square one