Cosmos

They/Them | 24 | INFP | A Professional Shitposter

[thekingofspin]

[hucklenberries]

don't let him leave dennis

[guardianspirits13]

It's been 7 long years.

The final season of Percy Jackson and the Olympians has just begun to release.

The Ares and Apollo cabins are in a dispute over ownership for the flying chariot.

The counselors sit around a table in the Big House.

Percy has just learned that he's (probably) gonna die in the next month, when Clarisse and Michael begin to bicker. Percy has had it up to here.

He starts clapping rhythmically. There is a lull in the room as they stare at him.

He claps faster.

"Oh golly, the road's getting bumpy, cause I've got me some friends who just can't get along-"

[phantom-arsonist-racoon]

years later, on the Argo II, Percy and Jason have a stand-off/argument for something. Annabeth, fed up with their shit, begins clapping.

Percy is the only one who sees it coming, and groans.

Annabeth claps faster.

"Oh golly, the road's getting bumpy, cause I've got me some friends who just can't get along-"

[wizard-email]

fish want me women divorce me

[grandmasmut]

Fish want women to divorce me

[wizard-email]

fish are sabotaging my romantic relationships

[friend-crow]

I'm not sure today is "get out of bed" coded.

[star-h0pper]

percy going, "i killed the minotaur on the first try, how hard could driving be?" and then immediately crashing the car twice will never not be funny. peak adhd self-hubris moment.

[floweroflaurelin]

It’s been a few months since Empires s2 came to an end and I wanted to make a piece reflecting on the time we spent with these characters 🥰✨ When season 1 ended I did a series of paintings set to the End Poem, and so I decided to revisit the concept once again, making sure to switch up which line corresponded to which person. This series means a lot to me—in fact, this is one of two big Empires s2 projects I’ve been working on! There’s another one still in the works :D

[maybefranky]

riz starting the season by dealing 30 damage with his father’s gun and fabian starting the season by getting hit by a van is absolutely the right foot to get off on

[hashtagloveloses]

“how is annabeth head of athena cabin” have you ever met an autistic 12 year old girl. she’s running that shit like the navy

[cherriielle]

claimed by the sea 🔱

[morirryan]

the sun, the stars, the moon, mars, earth

[captain-flint]

#alepsa play 'our prayer' by the beach boys

[marigoldmagpies]

Here's how Green Gay Ninja's is being split apart!!

Soulfire - Fit, Bagi, Forever, (El)Quackity, Mike, Kameto Bolas Rojas - Roier, Etoiles, Ironmouse, Maximus, Antoine, Rubius

[miscellaneousritual]

Dr. Benito "I'd let the innocent child die and save the soldier." Camelo vs Dr. Benito "I put the glove on the child." Camelo vs Dr. Benito "The child you almost killed?" Camelo vs Dr. Benito "I grab Emi and start running." Camelo

[royalarchivist]

Cellbit: The growling noises get lower... and lower... Wait a second. [Turns down the music] And you eventually- it's just: silence. Only the cold wind hitting outside.

[Everyone breathes a sigh of relief]

Cellbit: ...I know you tried your best. But I'm so sorry. It wasn't enough. It found you. All of you. You hear [mimics the sound of a door being ripped of its hinges] the door slamming. All of you are seen. One of you will die. You need to run, as fast as you can.

[heremob]

New life...

[comfymoth]

benito would text luis kys and then tell him ‘ohh it means keep yourself safe!’ when luis says what the fuck. and luis knows what it fucking means. he knows benito knows what it fucking means. but he can’t technically prove benito knows what it means, so that asshole just keeps doing it and luis thinks really, really hard about killing him