The Goblin King

Sup, call me Dan. Just your average goblin living in your nearest trashcan. This is my personal tumblr; I think it's pretty chill. I like Animation, comics, D&D, DMC, and collecting Figures. Ace | 32 y/o GW2: @LimitlessFurnace | Art: @InfernalOven 

[kropotkindersurprise]

[kropotkindersurprise]

it's offical!

[vixvigil]

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

[rosslynpaladin]

I need you young people to know it was almost never this hot when I was a child. Millennials and Gen Xers are all nostalgic and excited about summer because it was about ten to twenty degrees cooler to experience it back then!

I cannot express to you how FAST it has gone. I grew up in a world that does not exist now. We're starting on the path to reverse it, globally. You might not know how much solar has EXPLODED in the last decade or two. It's gone from a side thing, a weirdo novelty that was just Not Viable... to whole countries investing in infrastructure. but we have to keep fighting big oil and fascism everywhere we can in order to keep on this road to a new better less scorching burning earth.

But any time you wonder wtf the weather is doing- THIS IS NOT NORMAL, NO. THIS IS NOT WHAT IT WAS EVEN TWENTY YEARS AGO.

[ravioliet]

i literally love saying "ON IT BOSS!!!!!" whenever someone asks me to do something like i'm some sort of henchman. it doesn't matter if they're my boss or not for real even because in the moment they are, and whatever they requested of me i'm on it

[mads-schubert]

Knightly sticker design concept

[maxknightley]

(girl who's been thinking about The Character nonstop for two months voice) you'll never guess what this song reminds me of

[p0lyvinyl]

my favorite thing about jerma fans is the way they spread misinformation about jerma as a joke and then it gets back to him and he's so bad at defending himself he ends up making the thing sound like it's true. like someone could say "jerma has one eyelash and he has to draw all the other ones on every day" and when he finds out people are saying this he'll respond with like "what!? where do you guys even- no! okay? no! I dont- stop saying that! it's not /true/ I have- LOOK how luscious my eyelashes are. 100% REAL HUMAN HAIR"

[jarfieid]

I was watching someone else play the new rhythm heaven game and I became so entranced with this little thing that I had to make it into a gif

[dogpuppy]

[mandywondering]

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

[dietspam16]

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this already

[tammykaos]

✨🦄🐬🦖🌊 I JUST WANNA BE PART OF YOUR SYMPHONYYYYYYY✨🦄💖💕🐟🐬

[theghostavocadoe]

some things I find incredibly funny about this exact scene:

Kadaj being itty bitty next to Yazoo and Loz

Yazoo and Loz's shitty aim

Kadaj's unmatched swagger

Loz standing like a ballerina

Yazoo being about as curvy as a plank of wood

Seriously why is Kadaj walking like that

[ratty-writer]

english major brain: words can evolve and develop as a society goes on. the way a word is used is its definition. it's pointless to hold onto the idea of right vs wrong words human brain: THAT IS NOT WHAT LARP MEANS!!!!!

[saint-vore]

call me australian but i just think that everyone should be required to vote and every municipality should have the obligation to make it as easy for everyone to vote as possible

[b0nkcreat]

eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀

[moveslikekeithrichards]

when you save alarms for specific things but then you just keep reusing them. like sure wake me up at the chocolate milk alarm, what do i care

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

[nukaposting]

this image has been circulating on twitter for a few days and i just really really love it

[soapbubblez]

"the knicks game was rigged from the start"

[spicymochi]

your month, your mini bird wearing a hat!

[spicymochi]

These tiny birds are now sticker sheets in my shop!!