y am i still here

~double entendre~

[loismacgiver-deactivated2018061]

Hozier if you’re reading this I am ready to get hurt again

[duckypi]

[21zkuo-blog]

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[ripcstiaalisonsselena-deactivat]

me: i hate violence

also me: *sees a trump supporter*

[roses4pepe]

being a democrat is embarrassing lol

[ripcstiaalisonsselena-deactivat]

i’m a gemini you dumb bitch

[itchycoil]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

I could not not share this.

[mysharona1987]

[crystalcrossing-remade-deactiva]

shit man tomorrow is christmas eve i swear yesterday was June 2010

[ponygem-deactivated20170707]

the what? gay?

[chrihyonce-deactivated20140803]

[doinitwithclasscauseigotabigass]

how to properly wrap xmas presents by rihanna

[amey-winehouse]

It’s that time of the year again 🎄🎁

[memehumor]

Ok Germany ok

[southwest-georgian]

I sent this to my German friend and she couldn’t understand why Americans thought this was so funny

[bob-belcher]

[zobb]

christmas eve what about christmas adam

[qoti]

happy christmas adam to all men’s rights activists

[forfuturereferenceonly]

Please stop pestering us with things like this. This has nothing to do with men fighting for their rights. Eve is short for ‘evening’. Please don’t turn activism into a joke. Thanks.

[achillesvevo-deactivated2020090]

Someone isn’t having a good christmas adam

[theguilteaparty]

Christmas Adam: December 23rd. Comes before Christmas Eve and is generally unsatisfying.

[shojo]

Happy Christmas Adam everyone

[kzaketchum-deactivated20170819]

Happy Christmas Adam

[bewbin]

*refuses to move to the big city to reduce risk of parallel parking*

[5eonsol-blog]

Just take the train 😊

[bewbin]

how the heck am i gonna parallel park a train?

[unadulteratedpiratepizza]

[jortsfan]

“merry christmas here’s your gift” um it’s pronounced jift

[boredpanda]

This 17-Year-Old Cat Is The Laziest Internet Star In Japan

[terriblytwee]

This cat is me.

[trashboyzac-deactivated20190724]

i want a “mutually obsessed with each other but in a healthy way” kind of relationship

[systlin]

I’M DYING

[tomyfancy]

Day 3 of 5

“Dear Citizen,

In order to deliver on our promise to save America, we knew we needed to tackle our country’s biggest issue: wealth inequality. The richest 0.1% of Americans have as much wealth as the bottom 90%.

Our lawyers wouldn’t let us pursue our first choice - a campaign to eat all the rich people and live in their homes - so we settled for something more achievable. Today, Card Against Humanity has redistributed your wealth.

Using the survey you filled out when you signed up, we identified the 100 poorest recipients and sent them each  check for $1,000. To see how this $1,000 is impacting these peoples lives, read their stories at CardsAgainstHumanityRedistributesYourWealth.com. The next 10,000 poorest recipients got a $15 refund check.

You got nothing. And if you don’t like it, tough titties.

I love you,

Cards Against Humanity”