small spoon in a big world

he/they • unfortunate decisions will be made • queer in every sense of the world

[infinitesimal-spoon]

favorite word?

infinitesimal!!

[roseworth]

interacting with your mutuals that you want to be friends with even though they only like your posts once every few weeks at best

[eternallovers65]

My best friend loves rob pattinson and over the years she sent me a lot of articles/quotes of him, so here are some of my favourites

(there is A LOT more, this man is INSANE)

Bonus:

[cipheramnesia]

Somewhere along the line Pattinson figured out the celebrity interview was 95% bullshit social contract with zero penalty associated with breaking it and ever since then he's turned them into his own personal postmodern entertainment project. I appreciate him for it.

[nudityandnerdery]

[natoraptor]

“Tour Guides”

-2026

[transhuman-priestess]

[void-of-erebos]

Oh hang on.

Fuck you

[i-am-a-fish]

every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game

[ledogeishere]

does singing in the shower count as art

[i-am-a-fish]

does a strong as fuck ice mummy have ice powers

[twinwound]

mary shelley writing about a monster rejected and abandoned by its creator and dedicating it to her own father i need to smoke a blunt with her i need to give her head

[that-house]

partially-managed mental illness is so fucking funny i'll be sitting around doing my job and suddenly think "wow i hate myself" and immediately get confused because, like, that's not TRUE! i love myself so much. who are you to talk to me like that

[that-house]

^ its like this

[mindllessdreaming]

and the winner of superwholock is officially??? no one. we all lost. congrats team

[buggyhuman]

[catoswound-moved]

if tumblr goes down give me yuor full home. address and i will move in to your hpuse

[10april]

[vero-niche]

[ceruleanheaven]

i dont even know where the bit ends and i begin

[cheaphalloweencostume]

the idea that a sex scene in fiction is fundamentally useless/simply for audience titillation UNLESS they’re fucking infodumping exposition while they bone or something is so funny and myopic to me. like, you really genuinely believe for real that there is NOTHING to be gained about your understanding of a story or characters simply from how they approach and engage in sex? really for real?

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i'm not convinced that art only has something to offer us when we personally want to participate in the activities being depicted

[cykelops]

I like when characters try to fix their problems with bad sex

[ateazure]

"and the universe said i love you."

[rpfwasfine]

it takes 10 layers of the water filter to completely drown a tumblr screenshot if anyone was wondering

[rpfwasfine]

[ginasfsing]

ego death at a bachelorette party ★ f2u