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Damian: okay so what’s the next ingredient

Janis: caddy, ‘cause she’s a snack

Damian:

Janis:

Damian:

Janis: ..two cups of flour

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Gretchen: dinners on the table!

Gretchen: *sprints across the house to throw herself onto the table*

Karen:

Karen: but it’s lasagna night :(

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Regina: I don't say this to many people so listen up.

Janis: *leans in* sing it, daddy

Regina: *leans back* you know fucking what, Janis-

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Karen: guess what? I can hold the whole world in my hands!

Gretchen: babe, that's not-

Karen: *cups her face* at least, I can hold my whole world in my hands

Gretchen: *pulling out her phone* *sobbing* that's my girl. that's my precious little baby. that's my beautiful literate girlfriend. god I love you so much

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Janis: hey caddy, itd be so fucking tits if we were like a thing

Cady: *whispering to damian* what- what the fuck does that mean,,

Damian: *whispering back* she means that she likes you a lot and wants to know if you like her back

Cady: oh

Cady: that's so tits! I want to fuck you, too!

Janis: sick!

Damian: thats uh not,, quite what we were going for, but good for you Jan!!

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Cady, sitting with the plastics for the first time: omg haha, I love being straight! ,,uh,, dicks! yeah!

hot guys!

Cady: *glancing under the table* babe what do straight people eat? soup?

Janis, in an incredibly uncomfortable crouched position under the table: how the fuck should I know

Janis: I literally use "tits" as a synonym for "good"-

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Regina: janis, are you a lesbian?

Janis:

Janis:

Janis: regina,, cady and I have been dating for six years and we live together and have a dog

Janis: honestly I'm kind of offended that you ever had any shadow of doubt concerning my level of lesbian, I mean-

Cady: *shaking her head in disappointment* tisk tisk regina, you should probably get your gaydar checked out I think it's broken

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Cady: your lips? I kiss that. your body? I hug that. your smile? I adore that. my heart? you have that.

Janis:

Cady: please don't ruin this moment I rehearsed it in the mirror for weeks

Janis: hotel? trivago~

Cady: jaNIS-

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Janis, sprinting across the gym at a speed far greater than you would have ever imagined she could possess: CADY DON'T FUCKING MOVE I HAVE MISTLETOE

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this blog is my favorite

Aw, thank you! <3

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Janis: *through tears* caddy

Janis: caddy I'm lesbin

Janis: jesbian

Janis: lesiba

Janis: *sobbing* I like girls caddy

Cady, her girlfriend of two years:

Cady: it's 4am Janis can you please go the fuck to sleep already-

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Cady: Janis, you need to express yourself more

Janis: how?

Cady: just say what's on your mind!

Janis: ok

Cady:

Janis:

Cady:

Janis: tits.

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Janis: *sitting next to Cady*

Damian: *watching from a bush*

Janis: *glances to Damian*

Damian: *thumbs up*

Janis: *touches Cadys hand*

Cady: *glances to Karen, Gretchen and Regina, all behind a trash can*

The Plastics: *kissy faces*

Cady: *leans on Janis' shoulder*

Damian: *sobbing quietly* thats my girl

The Plastics: *sobbing dramatically while simultaneously trying not to mess up their makeup* tHATS OUR GIRL

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Janis: I love you

Cady: I love you more

Janis: but not as 'just friends' right

~later~

Cady: *putting her shirt back on*

Janis: this wasn't a 'just friends' fuck right

~later~

Cady: *on one knee* will you marry me?

Janis: yes

Janis: but not just as friends rig-

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Janis: would you be scared if you woke up at 2 am and saw me beside you

Cady: no

Janis: what? why not?

Cady: *blank stare*

Janis: really though, I could be a murderer!

Cady:

Cady: Janis.. babe.. we live together??

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Cady: I love you

Janis: cute way to say 'I love you too'

Cady: did you just say "cute way to say I love you too"?

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Janis: we should do a couples Halloween costume

Cady: I have an idea

Janis: cool, what?

Cady: you'll be Elphaba and I'll be Glinda