💐shall we dance?💐

💐26 | capricorn | she/her 💐hi my name is caylee and i'm polysexual 💐i also love inigo too much for my own good 💐I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE THEY LET HIM DANCE 💐 comm status: OPEN!

[inigostears]

WOAH MAN i've been prepping for this for a while, but ya girl really needs some extra income so i am taking COMMISSIONS!!! do YOU want me to draw your blorbo? do you want to give me your hard-earned cash so i can draw your blorbos HOLDING HANDS??? now you can!!!!! slots are currently unlimited but i will probably close them temporarily once i get more than 10!

want to give me your money? come commission me on my ko-fi!

(or just throw a donation at me, that's cool too!) (and see my rules under the cut!)

A-Okay to commission: --> Fan art of pre-existing characters, OCs/custom designs, etc.! --> LIGHT NSFW, AKA tasteful nudity and/or mild suggestive themes only. I will not be drawing full-blown porn, thank you! --> LIGHT gore. Organs stay on the inside. :) --> Ship art! OC x canon is totally fine in my book as well. Please keep in mind that any "proship" requests may be rejected.

Things I will not do: --> Excessive NSFW or gore. See above, this includes any kind of fetish art. --> NSFW, EVEN LIGHT, OF ANY MINORS. Even if they look like they're 10 but are 10,000 years old. --> Any content that is directly hostile to others, or otherwise political. --> Furry, mecha, monsterous designs. Mild anthro traits, like cat ears/tail, are totally fine! Sonic-style art is also totally fine!

[etrianodysseyobsession-hd-deact]

[my-slideshow-wmv]

[daily-spooky]

source

[infectiouspiss]

i love being a fag and a pansy and a fairy and a pervert and awhat who the fuck is egg bacon

[kaijuno]

As a farmer.. homie thinking he is hot shit for hauling ONE BALE is so fucking funny let me put a rack on the back of my 02 dodge and i can haul fuckin 10 bales without needing the headers

[jnavarra-deactivated20250715]

Tesla Cybertruck Owner Says Carrying Hay Killed His Truck’s Air Suspension, Now His Cybertruck is Slowly Sinking into the Ground | Torque News

A fault in the Cybertruck’s bed design allows debris to easily get trapped in the under-bed compartment. If moving hay, it blocks the air compressor intake, causing it to overheat. This affects the air suspension, which causes the truck to sink lopsided.

[despazito]

WISDOM UPDATE

[badolmen]

ID: A tweet by USFWS Pacific @/USFWSPacific that reads,

“SHE DID IT AGAIN!

Wisdom, the world’s oldest known wild bird, is back with a new partner and just laid yet another egg.

At an approximate age of 74, the queen of seabirds returned to Midway Atoll National Wildlife Refuge last week and began interacting with a male.”

Attached to the tweet is a picture of two albatrosses, one sitting on a ground nest. Wisdom is the bird with the red leg band standing on the left. End ID.

[aliveburs-deactivated20230829]

“starry night” this, “café terrace at night” that, when are we going to talk about “two rats” by vincent van gogh?

[aliveburs-deactivated20230829]

obsessed with all of these

[lazerblues]

Happy aniversary you dumb fucks @staff

[true-king-of-monsters]

Happy anniversary, you stupid fucks!

[homopower]

[backseat-burner]

happy anniversary

[dialupmodern]

happy anniversary shitheads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[chalkboard-wolf]

Happy anniversary peebrains

[backseat-burner]

lmfao shoutout to whoever queued this in 2022 and destroyed my notifications today <3

[ferrettoy]

you! guy who likes fictional lesbians to the point of feeling a strange sense of pain! you can be a lesbian. but there are some steps you have to complete first

[elamimax]

First, you need to gather [4 BOAR HIDES] from the Haunted Village.

[txttletale]

you weren't there when this very notorious angry birds porn incident happened

[owenology]

compilation

[owenology]

here’s a couple more

[owenology]

new additions

[owenology]

new one hot off the press

[owenology]

via rosecrystal but these are too good not to add

[owenology]

[owenology]

thank you oli for your humble contribution

[owenology]

unbelievable that i’ve yet to add this

[owenology]

good news i found a new addition

[owenology]

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

if i had a dollar for every pixel in this image i’d have 15 cents

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

if i had a dollar for every ounce of rage i felt in my body after i read this comment i would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

actually I did the math, they would have $225, not $0.15

sis i’m right here….

if i had a dollar i would buy a can of soda :)

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

sorry i only have a dollar

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

:(

hey I just realized my friend Vriska is right, they would have $22500 not $225

^my friend Vriska

if i had $22,500 i would buy a can of soda and an apply juice

You can buy anything you want with $22500

yeah and they want soda and apply juice

apply juice to what

[zvaigzdelasas]

directly to the forehead

[asundergrowth]

Great post guys

[hellsitegenetics]

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Closest match: Barbus barbus genome assembly, chromosome: 1 Common name: Common Barbel

(image source)

[inwardhardar]

[bear-man74-deactivated20241221]

@fish-identifier

[hellsitegenetics]

my bear-man in christ i have already identified it

[gnawing-humor]

We can’t be certain until @fish-identifier calls it

[hellsitegenetics]

[stay-the-knight]

I still think one of the funniest experiences of my life was watching American Psycho with my sister and afterwards we both went "okay. Lets do something more lighthearted now" and put on the dubbed version of Howl's Moving Castle and we both lost our minds when we heard Howl start talking

[shamebats]

Oh come on lady, you can't deny a man his gaycation

[shamebats]

You must surrender yourself mind, body and soul to the gaycation or be destroyed

[cricketandmouse]

the orb continues to perplex mouse

[melodespiza]

Pondering…

[mousegirlheart]