The Creator Lied To Us

Grimm / Chroma / Chrys | 25 | They / Them Manifesting (again)

[ink-vessel]

places you can find my dumb ass

bsky (main)

insta (main / silly comic)

youtube (main)

twitter (idk why you'd evacuate there its even worse but main)

discord (ask for that one, man)

you can find me on elder scrolls online too man idc. im vesrimm on there. help me with stupid group dungeon runs.

[ink-vessel]

replayed chapter 4 i am going to blow my head schmoove off

[aqwult]

[amythewhore]

[angel-fruitcake]

i can handle one (1) Event™ per day. whether it be a phone call, an appointment, trip to the grocery store, play date with a friend, etc. only one, that's it. any more than that and i am Stressed

[from-space-or-something]

it's annoying that video games disable achievements when you install mods. i DID kill alduin who cares if thomas the tank engine was there

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

"Clearly I wasn't talking about disabled people-" yeah part of the problem is that the existence of disabled people just isn't considered in your worldview like that's the problem we're criticizing not a get out of jail free card

[crazysodomite]

why is no one comforting me and paying attention to me and tending to my wounds right now?

[f0restnympho420]

i feel like that picture of ben affleck smoking the cigarette and looking so tired all the time

[hymnism]

[thereissomethinginthecorn]

[ink-vessel]

i have blocked every single tag i can think of but i am still considering not even touching tumblr for two weeks which is going to SUCK bc im already forcing myself not to open anything else i go on. i cant even use youtube man. we dont have that shit in theaters

[teamhawkeye]

We put glow collars on the dogs when we walk them at night, and it is Extremely™️ effective on Boswell

[ink-vessel]

Oh hello it is cicada time. I can hear you.

[not-freyja]

Can everyone who makes video content do a Deaf bitch a favor? Watch your shit with the captions on and the sound off, and then do another round of editing to fix things including but not limited to:

Captions cover the spot on the screen you put the information I need

The dialogue is captioned but not the song you have playing that the dialogue is responding to

You only captioned the person on the screen, not the person off screen who is also talking

No captioning of critical sound effects (alarms, bells, dogs barking, etc)

Speakers are not labelled at moments where it is not clear on the screen who is talking.

Captions cover the spot on the screen that you put the information I need!

Other d/Deaf people welcome to add.

This post brought to you by the fifth video tutorial I could not follow because the bad, auto-generated captions covered what I was trying to watch today.

[cutecipher]

okay, im "sorry" i tested my dual scythe combos/fever mode on your "smol bean" boyfriend

[venndaai]

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

[venndaai]

they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.

their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.

longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years

toxic flesh

has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.

lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion

largest genome of any shark

eats everything including moose and polar bears

ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you

[fluorescentbrains]

this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard

just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !

[muffinlance]

Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!

Eye-opening research: Greenland sharks maintain vision for centuries through DNA repair mechanism

Dorota Skowronska-Krawczyk sits in her office, eyes fixed on the computer monitor in front of her. "You see it move its eye," says the UC Ir

I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks

[pikamusume]