“Look. I didn’t want to be a sausage.”
Gods this is hilarious
“Don’t feel bad, I’m usually about to sausage.”
“We’re staying sausage,” he promised. “You’re not getting sausage from me. Never again.”
“Don’t I get a sausage for luck? It’s kind of tradition, right?”
“And it was pretty much the best underwater sausage of all time.”
“My name is Percy Sausage.”
The Lightning sausage
The sea of sausages
The Titans sausage
The sausage of the labyrinth
The last sausage
‘’The Lost sausage’’
‘’The son of sausage’’
‘’The Mark of sausage’’
‘’House of sausage’’
‘’Blood of sausage’’
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‘’Am I a troubled sausage? Yeah. You could say that’’
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“Seven sausage shall answer the call. To storm or fire, the world must fall. An oath to keep with a final breath, And foes bear arms to the Doors of Death.“
“Never seen Jason fly before,” Percy grumbled. “He looks like a blond sausage.”
