now dance fucker, dance

[girlmostlikely]

Imagine hating me when all I’ve ever done is be a hateful mean cruel spiteful fucking cunt to you

[cheaphalloweencostume]

domming is great until you hit a decision fatigue wall likeeeeee i think youre a fucking grownup and you can decide whether to cum or not on your own. be proactive for once

[cheaphalloweencostume]

disturbing amount of people being like “you’re a bad domme you don’t deserve to domme” girl ur a bad comedy audience you don’t deserve to heckle get outta here

[cheaphalloweencostume]

do you really think im in the middle of sex going “actually you know what? figure it out for yourself.”

[cheaphalloweencostume]

me sucking dick until i get bored

[that-one-idiot-11]

whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls

[fandom-man]

[tomb-mold]

have you noticed that everything depends on various factors

[scramratz]

saw a youtube video with a date of 20 years ago and i thought "surely this is a glitch, youtube wasnt even around 20 years ago" and then i watched as my hands shriveled and fell to dust before my very eyes

[zombiezinmydreams]

[fairycosmos]

no one is coming to save you its true its true someone might be coming to hang outttttttttt though. someday

[depsidase]

[kinavu]

"My head hurts so BAD when will it STOP" i cry out as i scroll harder down the headhurter9000 rectangle in my hands

[thememedaddy]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[faggotvampires]

[ID: A screenshot of a tweet. The tweet reads "I heard a gun shot. I texted my neighbor." Underneath the tweet, there is a screenshot of a text message. It reads as follows:

Blue text bubble: U good?!

Grey text bubble: Big ass bear coming your way

/ID]

[stroebe2]

June and July are the same months btw. They want you to think they're two different months but it's the same month that's 60 days long. Same way August is actually August and the first half of September

[papayajuan2019]

muscle memory is so beautiful to me. my body remembered better than i did. yet we're the same thing, with the same memory.

[cocteautwinsgirl]

[jess-abides]

This is it, this is the one

[rival2lover]

let's all care. Forever