incorrect Korn quotes

things that Korn maybe probably didn’t say but if you told me they did I’d believe you [SUBMISSIONS OPEN]

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do you still post??? I fucking love this blog

Thank you!! I don’t post as much as I used to but I do still pop in every now and then. I might try to be a little more active as I do have a lot of fun on here :)

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*Fieldy trying to get Jonathan to agree to something* Fieldy: 🎶I'll pay youuuuuu.🎶 Jonathan: Pay me what? Fieldy: 🎶Moneyyyyyyy.🎶 Jonathan: Done!

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jonathan: allll dayyy iiii dream aboooout

jonathan: S H U C K I N G

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Head: Make pie, not love.

Fieldy: Sex is great but have you ever had a pie?

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Munky: Maybe my face is so strong that it can...withstand any...attempts at...altering its...state of permanence.

Ray: I don't know what you just said.

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Fieldy, climbing into the dryer: Disgusted, I am revolted, I dedicate my entire life to our Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ, and THIS is the thanks I get?!

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Jonathan: Be yourself, bitch. Step ya pussy up, honey. Get a job. Own a business. Bitch, suck a di-

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Sign the Petition

Change Mark Rober's Eugenics Fundraiser

On April 30th, a huge fundraiser will be taking place that masquerades as “raising awareness” about autism and neurodivergence. Unfortunately, all of the money raised is set to go towards an organisation called Next For Autism, which I believe is run by the exact same people behind Autism Speaks. (I’m guessing they thought calling themselves something different would stop people from finding out who they are).

This organisation, much like Autism Speaks, supports eugenics, trying to “prevent” or “cure” autism, and ABA therapy (literally the autistic equivalent of gay conversion therapy, it was even invented by the exact same person). They also do not have a SINGLE autistic person on their team.

Autistic and otherwise neurodivergent and disabled people have been fighting for the right to exist for FAR TOO LONG. But our neurotypical, able-bodied society refuses to listen, and all they want to do is use autistic people for their stupid fucking inspiration porn to make the world think that they’re some kind of saviour of humanity. THIS NEEDS TO STOP, AND IT NEEDS TO STOP NOW.

Here is a link to a petition to stop this fundraiser, created by the wonderful Chloe Hayden (aka @/princessaspien on most platforms), an actual autistic person who speaks at length about the situation in this video.

Neurotypicals speaking about autism and doing their best to learn about it is wonderful, but it’s so disheartening to see that the people with the largest platforms and the most influence are doing it in a way that actually ends up hurting the autistic community due to misinformation and ableism.

Nothing about us, without us. Enough is enough.

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Munky: Holy shit guys, Eden's almost at 300 followers on here.

Ray: That's how many soldiers there were in Leonidas' army!

Jonathan: That's how many existential crises I've had!

Head: That's how many times I've stolen Fieldy's shirts without him knowing!

Fieldy: What?

Head: What?

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Harmony: What do you say to a boy to let him know you're not interested?

Dena: Well, honey, I-

Fieldy: Let me handle this, Dena, I've heard them all.

Fieldy, counting on fingers: 'I like you as a friend', 'I think we should see other people', 'I no speak English'...

Harmony: I get the idea.

Fieldy, still going: 'I'm married to the sea', 'I don't wanna kill you, but I will'-

Dena: Honey! Honey, I'd tell this boy that you're very flattered, but you're just not ready for this kind of thing.

Harmony: Thanks, Mum.

Fieldy: And if that doesn't work, six simple words. 'I'm not gay, but I'll learn'.

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*at a Pantera show*

Head: You stink, Dimebag, we want Eddie Van Halen!

Munky: Daaaaaarrell. Daaaaaarrell.

Head and Munky in unison: Daaaaaarrell! Daaaaaarrell!

Ray: Guys, that's not very nice.

Munky: Ray, they're professional musicians, they're used to this sort of thing! It rolls right off their back.

Dimebag on stage: *sheds a single tear*

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Ray, holding a box of pop tarts: I can already tell I’m gonna have a fundamental problem with this Crisp Apple flavour, because, to be perfectly honest, it just reminds me...

That I could have an apple.

And it would cost about the same as this, and it would be way better for me than eating one of these.

Why would I go for something that tastes

~kind of like an apple~

WHEN I COULD HAVE AN APPLE?!?

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Jonathan discussing plans for the next album: So, basically, um, what I was thinking of was, um...

Head: *leaves the band*

Jonathan: Ah, fuck. I can't believe you've done this.

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Munky: Look who's crying now.

Ray: Are you crying? Don't cry. Hey, it's okay. Everything's gonna be okay.

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Jonathan and Head: *beating the shit out of each other*

Ray: Can I get a waffle? Can I please get a waffle?

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Ray: These are special VIP badges. They'll get you into places other musicians never see.

Head: Ray, what does the 'I' stand for?

Ray: Uh, important.

Head: Ooooh. How about the V?

Ray: ...very.

Head: Ohhhh. And Ray, just one more quest-

Ray: Person.

Head: Ahh.

Head:

Head: What does the 'I' stand for again?

Ray: ....

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Fieldy: I'm leaving you, Jonathan. You and your inappropriate reactions.

Jonathan, sadly throwing his arms in the air: WHEEEEEEEE