Kid me: Why is that rude?
What I meant: Tell me what’s rude about this so I can avoid saying other rude things.
What people seemed to hear: I refuse to acknowledge I said anything rude. Fuck you and your whole family.
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Kid me: Why is that rude?
What I meant: Tell me what’s rude about this so I can avoid saying other rude things.
What people seemed to hear: I refuse to acknowledge I said anything rude. Fuck you and your whole family.
Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow
I really need this…
Just one time…
Nothing will happen, the universe is cruel and if something does, then I'll be wrong, so prove me wrong you bitch. Prove. me. Wrong.
What if God is as miserable as us.
What if he makes us suffer for his own sick pleasure
Maybe he's lonely too
Maybe he's a sick cruel bastard who doesn't care for his creations and his world
Maybe we scared him off
I know I'm scared. Why would he be?
-Ink.
d&d paladin idea
on trial, the knights templar were accused of worshiping a severed head. by some accounts, the head of medusa.
imagine, holy knights who secretly kneel before the martyred gorgon. their initiation rites require they meet her lifeless gaze and withstand its petrifying curse.
those who fail join the statues standing sentry atop their cathedral.
but those who prevail are fortified by patches of calcified flesh, can extend this protection to others, and restrain enemies where they stand, hardening their skin at a glance.
the terrible truth is, even those who survive these rites are slowly being turned to stone–though they cease to age–relying on magic salves and ointments to hold petrification at bay.
they shall all adorn that cathedral in the end, watching over the exiled and afflicted, awaiting the day that their serpent-haired patron restores them to flesh for a heavenly cause.
seems heretical but go off i guess
i presume you’re being clever, because yes, the knights templar stood trial for heresy, one of their alleged heresies being the worship of a severed head.
get off the computer Phillip we know its u
My home made initiative tracker.
Made from a stand from an old Who’s it? game, and bits of cardboard laminated with clear tape.
I use a dry erase marker to write the initiative scores.
I CAST FUCK YOU
thoughts on: Minecraft survival games match of just rpgideas blogs where the reward is a $0.04 steam trading card
Id pay for this match
Lol, I’d be down
What map and version?
Hmm, I deadass wanna join, time to make a probably idea page
thoughts on: Minecraft survival games match of just rpgideas blogs where the reward is a $0.04 steam trading card
Id pay for this match
That feeling when your body is requesting something but you're not sure what so you just start eating and drinking random stuff to try and figure it out
Me, eating a chocolate waffle at 7pm: Is this what you desire, oh prison of flesh?
@ me 2am eating mint ice cream and drinking orange juice that I think I've been craving for 3 weeks now
You are a pretty popular jazz player in a big city. You have been playing at restaurants, diners, and bars, really anywhere people would enjoy your music and make some money. After a particular long night at a bar, you pack up your things and start to to head to your car, before all of a sudden get knocked out and kidnapped. Once you wake up, to your suprise, you find yourself infront of the leader of a feared gang that roamed the streets of the city. Turns out his daughter has taken a huge liking to you and your music, asking for you to play for his daughters 18th birthday.
I woke up, darkness surrounded and enveloped me. I could hear shifting behind the darkness, and then there was light, blinding, searing light, right on my face. I looked around and found myself somewhere I had never been, with unfamiliar faces all around. I wasn't tied up or anything, just sitting on a chair. Quite comfortable one at that, it was old Italian leather by the feel, my instruments case was the same kind so I knew the feel.
I looked ahead, and there was a man, deep sunken cheeks and laugh lines, they juxstaposed eachother harshly, but he had an air of kindness to him. The kind you'd get from an old barber or a window washer, that friendly old sort of feel. He was brandished in a nice suit, with a hankerchief popping out ever so slightly in his coat. He took a deep penetrating glare into me. And said "hello there, I've heard you're the best in the city, now aren't you?" Silence.... I tried to speak but the air was thick with anticipation. I finally croaked out "the best at what?" And he looked suprised for a second, "the best jazz player this city has ever known, you see, I'm here to offer you a job, my daughter loves your jazz and wants you to play for her 18th birthday, would you be willing to? I'd pay the full fee." I took all that in, and decided it was the best thing for me to say yes.
And so, I waited, I played my annual diners and restaurants, and until the day the birthday came.
I played my heart out that night. And it was the best performance I've ever done, standing ovation from everyone. And after, the boss approached me again, thanked me, paid in full cash, and said "you know sonny, I have an idea for you, how about you sign a record deal with a few buddies of mine, don't worry it's nothing shady, but you got talent. Real talent. And that is rare these days."
I took the deal, and ever since, I've been living in this high rise above the town, now tell me, who are you again?
I love season 3 of Stranger Things so far! (No spoilers please)
Thanos dies I'm stranger things 3
I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
Happy one year anniversary to the video that gave us this improvised gem.
What's a side nova, I leave for 8 months and that's the first post I see
YouTuber Thomas Sanders has a series called Sanders Sides. Basically, he talks to different aspects of his personality. I came up with my own sides and posted them to Tumblr.
K lol, thanks no🅱️a
Ah shit I can't.
Have some nostalgia, on the house
(feel free to add on if you want)
@vampirepoodle I remember all of these and I’m scared
Oh my god I thought I fever dreamed the last one wh
Oh my fuck this was worse than a LSD trip, what the fuck (not that I would know what that trip would feel like) but Christ on a stick, I feel like I just aged 55 years in a minute and a half.
Reblog if you're on team "don't touch me without my permission but if you have my permission please never stop touching me"
Fucking mood.
Reblog if you're on team "don't touch me without my permission but if you have my permission please never stop touching me"