inmediares

transfem, any pronouns(be creative)🏳️‍⚧️, queer🏳️‍🌈, poly, plural &, 21, a literal dog dragon ∅∆, disabled as fuck, mdni 🔞, dms and asks open but I won't respond if you seem fake

[hemipenal-system]

if you date a dragon you can’t stack donuts on it because the donut hole isn’t big enough. she’ll let you use onion rings though

[dasloddl]

op disabled reblogs but I think the point still stands

[eepyenbyfox]

reminder that the books themselves also suck ass actually. there's an entire plotline endorsing slavery. the one character who advocates to end slavery is bullied and made fun of. the one slave who doesnt like being enslaved is bullied and treated as an outcast. the bankers are the picture of racist stereotypes of jewish people. the one asian character is named fckn Cho Chang. the worldbuilding SUCKS. fuck harry potter and fuck rowling. stop giving her your money.

[terracotta7]

Don't fucking go see this shit

[raimi]

Religious alter: I was put here by God to help the system

Atheist alter: I split due to a dissociative process the brain has developed to handle stress

Agnostic alter: No one knows what I'm doing here

[ailuromantic-deactivated2022122]

nobody tears through library books quite as fast as a 12 yr old girl with no friends

[ailuromantic-deactivated2022122]

only ppl on this post who matter r the ppl who r saying "me except im not a girl anymore" & "me except i wasnt a girl yet"

[what-even-is-thiss]

The reason your snacks are unsatisfying is that you need both carb and protein.

Carb starts your engine, protein keeps it going.

No carb, engine don’t start. No protein, engine dies out fast.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Easy carb add on:

Cookie

Fruit (canned or fresh)

Chips

Piece of bread

Popcorn

Crackers

Easy protein add on:

Nuts

Spoonful of nut butter

Cheese

Roasted chickpea snacks

Glass of milk (dairy or non dairy)

Small canned sausages or similar

[what-even-is-thiss]

Sugar in there.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.

[waterloggedangel-deactivated202]

Emotional support animal but I just bite you a lot and sleep on top of you like a weighted blanket

[ravioliet]

imagine being a dog and you think your chances are pretty good. and then you look over and there's Mitski getting her wallet out

[hdg-shitposts]

I am the lorax I speak for the trees

And for some fucking reason the trees are flirting with me

[bedupolker]

people who are like "but with universal healthcare you'll have to pay taxes!!! Up to 8%!!!" Are so funny. Like as opposed to the 16% of my gross paycheck that goes to private insurance, that won't cover shit unless i call my insurance company, then my doctor, then my pharmacy, then my doctor again because theyre pretty sure insurance got approved then my insurance company because they didn't get the letter, then my doctor again, then the pharmacy again, and then the copay i still am on the hook for.

[wasteofprotons]

big dragon needs big sleep. sorry I don’t make the rules

[oceantoyz]

[aquinohotelcentral]

[lazer-exe]

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

[kushblazer666]

they smoked her.

[gunsandfireandshit]

[throwabletwink]

the "dumb dog" thing is not just a kink im afraid.,,. im officially coming out of the closet as Stupid

[throwabletwink]

girl that starts whimpering the second she starts getting her head scratchedd ..,.

[mothermara]

what if orpheus was butch and she unclipped her carabiner and held it out behind her and then eurydice clipped it onto her belt loop and then orpheus didnt have to look back because she could hear eurydice jingle jangling behind her. follow me for more dyke solutions to famous tragic literature