[lxya-01]

do u ever wanna take a nap but the nap doesn’t wanna take u

[wolkzz]

yes & it’s extremely rude

[yourakh]

yes I overthink but I also over-love

[colemckenzies]

you can make nearly any object into a good insult if you put ‘you absolute’ in front of it

example: you absolute coat hanger

[ggiornojo]

as well u can just add ‘ed’ to any object and it’s sounds like you were really drunk

example: i was absolutely coat hangered last night

[colemckenzies]

#i was gazeboed mate #i was absolutely baubled

[animatedamerican]

Meanwhile, “utter” works for the first (e.g., “you utter floorboard”) but somehow “utterly” doesn’t seem to work as well for the second (“I was utterly floorboarded”).

[nentuaby]

Utterly doesn’t work for drunk because it’s the affix for turning random objects into terms for *shocked*, obviously.

[animatedamerican]

… huh.  I thought that might just be the similarity to “floored”, and yet “I was utterly coat hangered” does seem to convey something similar.

I have to tell you, I am utterly sandwiched at this discovery.

[thepioden]

Completely makes the phrase mean “super tired”.

“God, it’s been a long week, I am completely coat-hangered.”

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Something is

Something is wrong with our language

[icarus-suraki]

You sound kind of lightbulbed by this post.

[uhrair-blog]

romanticize the hell out of your life tbh? romanticize the freckle on your left ass cheek or getting gas at the station before sunset. make every moment a good memory. make yourself feel special because you are special and I’m tired of this attitude where we attack each other by saying “no one cares”

[johnnyxdora]

Could reblog this a thousand times

[sunsetico-deactivated20250705]

“to all of the people whom i’ve lost touch with: i truly hope you’re doing fine in life, there is a little part of me that still thinks about you every now and then.”

—

[teuer]

winter time

me to myself: maybe the toilet isn’t that cold

*sits my ass cheeks down*

me

[greaterland]

[pietriarchy]

good thing tumblr isnt on the level of other social media websites because I cant imagine a future employer diving into this hellhole after receiving my resume

[revan-trevelyan]

Sometimes the help you need isn’t the help you want. Call 1-800-273-8255 if you’re thinking of suicide.

[ube-makaveli]

This comic meant a whole lot to me. It was sincere in its depiction and treated the issue through the eyes of a grounded person. Not some godly hero saying everything is better than it seems, but a person trying his best before bringing her somewhere who can actually help.

[fattyatomicmutant-deactivated20]

more than anything else on earth, I’d give anhything, for Ryan Reynolds to do this bit

[thebestoftumbling]

[muyintedezante]

[bussy-pop]

Twink // Otter // Bear solidarity

[notlostonanadventure]

This is exactly what the 90s would have been like with today’s internet

[gaypornstar23-deactivated201506]

I’m watching Bratz movie.. This is too much

[sarahmichelllegellar-deactivate]

[crownking-dit]

Yas is my baby, but she deserved that throat chop. Pretty Princess had to learn to be humble on the real.

[babyanimalgifs]

[elliehopaunt-deactivated2025073]

worth watching for the end

[a-magpie-witchling]

BE-FUCKING-HOLD!

[vanillascentedthot]

[candiikismet]

MY LEG! 😂😂😂😂😂

[inmymindiammilesaway]

important

[lasturlontheleft]

“lol is everything offensive these days?”

[jirachi]

idk what college does to people but the guy next to me is watching scooby doo 1 inch away from his screen

[brutus-red-xiii-deactivated2021]

Shrek (2001)

[minervafloofderg-migrating]

Why is this so well rendered?

[inmymindiammilesaway]

what did i just watch