huh

yank that ponytail boo

[cagefreeromanroy]

for @wakeupflawless

[grumpykt]

[rowdyholtzy]

my last two brain cells having a sitdown with me

[cheaphalloweencostume]

local man sees really cool sword in pawn shop window

“holy shit” he has said

[coltre]

heart: *develops feelings* brain : no nO NO NOOO (chorus:no no no) stick to the status quo

[shitrealm]

if we’re mutuals you have full permission to:

come to my house and beat me up

i won’t fight back i just need the shit kicked out of me

[wildewisdom]

sir please that's my emotional support Keira Knightley period movie

[panicfast]

oh my god how do u flirt with girls

[panicfast]

I’ve only been gay in theory so far I didn’t plan for this

[thatadult]

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs

[theeeprotagonist]

reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol

[blkmedusa]

Karma will pop me if I don’t

[skinsthemeplays-deactivated2022]

who knew I’d become a 98 year old forgotten woman in my 20’s

[maeriusjp]

why is bilbo called the burglar

why cant they call him the robbit 

[bpdvibess]

me (an adult): yeah I’m thinking about running away

[mallodrama]

My life has been made better by the realization that no matter how badly you feel about yourself, no matter who you are, Johnathan Van Ness would think you look beautiful.

[mjalti]

do you have a self care routine?

“Keep going bitch!!” said to myself in different accents

[inncendio]

Hey sorry to ask but has your tumblr been hacked? You suddenly started reblogging lots of pictures of women with links underneath and it isnt your usual reblogging style. I dont know if you'll see this but you may want to check it out?

Hey! Yes, it’s been hacked. I’m trying to find a solution to it, but if you see any more of those posts just don’t click on the links, I guess. 

[inncendio]

My blog has been backed by one of those porn bots, presumably, so yeah don't click on any of the links. Anyone got any suggestions for this situation?

[faggottt]

Uber: “I’m in a blue Honda Civic.”

Me: “ok”

Me to me: “ok, we know what blue is”

[ricealphabet-deactivated2019041]

Gluten free bread label: GF Bread

me: girlfriend bread…