Hello

Jokes are a possibility.

[dd-the-man-without-fear]

The Chief Graphic Designer:

[snoopyzuku]

8 years later ,, my family 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[anneuhken-deactivated20200828]

i would i like on record that i am not ALWAYS the stupid one in the relationship

[anneuhken-deactivated20200828]

i am L I T E R A L L Y at the dentist rn and this hardly constitutes an emergency but okay

[anneuhken-deactivated20200828]

THE THRILLING CONCLUSION

[anneuhken-deactivated20200828]

i take it back, THIS is the thrilling conclusion

[olldolldraws]

space girls 🪐👽💖

[silverwoodwork]

Android 21 questions Gero about his tastes in women, then things get complicated….

[deadgoliath]

Well what the fuck now

[deadgoliath]

please help me

[deadgoliath]

I FUCKING HATE MY LIFE PLEASE

[deadgoliath]

Hi guys! I wanted to make a little addition to this timeless post of mine!!!! :)

SEE YOU NEXT YEAR!!!!

[orion98]

I thought it was all different people and not one person on a streak. Op are you okay??

[grimeclown]

[aceal0tl]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[pukicho]

Whenever I say some cool crazy shit the most normal guy on the planet goes “is he high?”

No I am not. The black mold may contribute to certain behaviors.

[pixel-pomme]

Ok J.K. Rowling

[pukicho]

The black mold contributes to brain fog and respiratory problems, being a transphobe comes from within. Do not blame the black mold for her behavior.

[dogposts]

An archivist found a long forgotten 8mm film reel in an old metal box, marked “Philippines 1942”. Thinking it was lost WWII footage, he sent it in to be restored/digitized. When he got the footage back, he found puppies instead (via)

[gayluigi]

This is so freaking profound. Like, this was before the advent of the personal camera. Not just anyone owned a camera in these days. Cameras were expensive, and so was the film. When you were recording shit, it had to be stuff you were willing to shell out a pretty penny to have preserved. Someone so deeply and profoundly loved these dogs and found joy in them that they decided to preserve them for future generations to see, after these pups are long dead and gone. This camera operator wanted to preserve the joy these dogs brought them and to share it with others. How incredible is that?

[strongermonster]

was visiting a friend who has a farm, and one of the chickens has a home made flared cone on, so i asked what was up with that and she said "that's diesel, and she's suicidal" so obviously i went ??? and she pressed the door lock on her truck fob so the truck beeped, and this dumbass bird SPRINTED full tilt across the garden to shove her head in the tailpipe. she has to be locked up and coned so she doesn't gulp down toxic fumes direct from the pipe for some idiot bird reason. she is obsessed with doing this and has to be locked up any time someone is using a vehicle.

[strongermonster]

i told her i posted about this and she has an update (which i guess content warning for animal harm [the animal did it to it's damn fool self])

she found this out the first time when she auto-started her truck to warm it up before work one below-freezing morning and came out ~5 minutes later to find (the then unnamed) diesel with her head stuffed in the tail pipe hanging limply by her idiot neck and thought that she was dead, ran over and pulled her out, and the chicken went "oh hi! anyways mind if i get back in there?" and did it a-fucking-gain??

best guess is bc she feeds her chickens with a pvc gravity pipe like this

and despite having ~40 other chickens who don't fuck this up, diesel went "food comes from tubes, this is tube, ∴ this is the ~secret~ food hole that the others do not know about. i will be rewarded with golden seed for being the cleverest of them all :)" and is now on 24/7 vehicle related suicide watch. fine line between docile and dumb sometimes.

[strongermonster]

my artists rendition of the morning in question

[elodieunderglass]

thank you @eloso there's a lot wrong with many chickens

[specialagentartemis]

more windows should be stained glass. Just in general

[puppydog-pyrolosis]

get a glass cutter, copper tape, and a soldering iron and be the change you want to see in the world

[specialagentartemis]

Oh you misunderstand. I have all that. Getting into making stained glass art and decorating my own house this way is what made me passionate about this opinion!

[well-within-electric-dreams]

you have also misunderstood, replace random glass panes you see in the world with stained glass in the dead of night

[specialagentartemis]

Can’t deny this would be a fun and unique hobby!

[randomalistic]

Selfshippers who ship with weird/unappealing characters. I love you. Like hell yeah you go get with Mr Crocker. Go get with lord faarquad

[randomalistic]

Rare occasion where twitter elevates something beautiful

[gravityjunior]

Smh you guys can't just leave out this amazing addition that op made

[chuckletons]

just made the best non-looping gif i think

[chuckletons]

[chuckletons]

i said it was non-looping i'm sorry what am i supposed to say!!!!!!!

[redtextedquotes]

Everybody looking at this post

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[pusheen]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

tumblr added a feature where if you get a post to 10m notes the most common word in both tags and comments would become the op’s new url. this ended up with the entirety of tumblr’s user base getting a pukicho post to 10m notes to change the url to “pukeicho”

[pukicho]

Why would you all do this to me?

[clargonaut]

[pukicho]

Handled raw chicken. Now I can't touch anything ever again until I forget that I did that.

[carcinizator]

how did you make this post

[pukicho]

Fuck

[beesmygod]

“chuffed doesnt mean what you think it means”

it means exactly what i think it means its just some stupid word that literally has two definitions that mean the opposite thing

[mysterysnake-deactivated2013122]

what the hell

[ashwilliamsrighthand]

This makes me really chuffed

[pameladoove-deactivated20180821]

This post is quite egregious

[cornflakepizza]

Well I’m nonplussed by this whole post.

[fixyourwritinghabits]

goddamnit.

[leatherpatches-deactivated20150]

[conservative-libertarian-deacti]

[mattsunsthighs]

all of you go to hell

[divagonzo]

And you wonder why i am boggled at times

[inactive1346597623595641352]

These are called contronyms! A word that is its own opposite.

[rubes-dragon-deactivated2024030]

Why the fuck do these exist

[operativesurprise]

One theory is that the sarcastic use of the word became exceedingly prevalent and because another dictionary definition. 

[sufferingsappho-deactivated2017]

Are you telling me that we were such sarcastic shits it literally changed our language.

[aceal0tl]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[succubusboyfriend]

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

[succubusboyfriend]

ranibow sprimkle……..

[cr0wswithknives]

kepchup.

[cosmicyeehaw]

SPINCH

[oli-nerd]

B A N C H

[scoobertdoobertlove]

chichen nuggest

[yondus-wife]

b R o G L e

[borzboy]

strawbebbies..

[sprayed-cheese]

this post almost moved me to tears

[were-owl-deactivated20241025]

Tag yourself, I’m spinch or rainbow sprimkle

[justnick612-deactivated20210723]

I’m kepchup lmao

[fysticalmorest]

Brogle and rainbow sprimkle

[atlinmerrick]

This is so charming I feel punched in the solar plexus and I’m here for this sort of gentle, sweet violence.

[kristiemewisstan]

some additions from my own collection

[weepingwillo-deactivated2022071]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[dreamofbecoming]

[mallomia]

i have been blessed by ranibow spimkle, may the world heritage posts bless thee aswell

[decoysender]

No Smorking. Parma Jawn

[trippleacute]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame