Innocuous Traffic Cone

garbage mud woman emerges from the swamp immediately regrets it; she/her; I like what I like.

[jimmyhoffathecat]

He fell eep

[ecto-hazard]

Basic Anatomy of the Central Nervous System

[cryptotheism]

I love the hagiographies that are like "St. Christopher was 12 feet tall and frost giants helped him build an abbey out of the bones of a giant pig, which were gold"

And then you Google the abbey and it's clearly just French and made of slate rock or whatever.

[thegreateyeofsauron]

pig giant bones turn slate and french after a few years

[cryptotheism]

that makes sense

[normalcei]

Not all dogs have jobs and I think they should get to wear little vests too

[girlballs]

Betray Your Values And Beliefs For 8 Red Coins

[demilypyro]

[sandmandaddy69]

[sahonithereadwolf]

I want to see the vampire who lives in this. I bet his name is Chad or Hunter.

[marlynnofmany]

And he's ready to crack open a boy with the cold ones.

[snake-drinking-gif-every-day]

[lesserl]

a thingy i did for the @girl-who-says-hi a while back <3

[morinorarts]

blinkspace jump

[anonymous-utility]

Love her, but relating to her too much is probably not a good sign

[enba-and-luka]

[lesbianshepard]

One of the guys I worked with told us a story about how, when they were doing archaeology surveys in the woods they ran into a bigfoot hunter. Bigfoot guy asked if they had seen signs of bigfoot, and he was like "Sorry, nothing like that. We're archaeologists, so we're looking for human stuff." and the bigfoot guy was like "Oh! I saw some Native American cairns on my way out here. I can give you a general location." and when he was like "Yeah dude, that'd be sick. We're actually looking to document those." the bigfoot guy was like "Yeah, they looked pretty cool. I didn't touch them though, because Native Americans built them, not bigfoot."

[zapfish-juice]

Okey so my dumb ahh might have deleted the ask from my inbox but this goes to that person who said that Alucard would suck at being a wingman for sertegra, you are right, Alucard is 100% the evil pansexual in Integra's shoulder whispering bad dating advice

[mephostophilis]

are non brits aware of count binface.

[pocketdogs]

bed bug

[dogpuppy]

[ashenmind]

[gwyoi]

horse cream puff …