[dgtl tht dmp]

nsfw: bulgecockass.tumblr.com

[catchymemes]

[greelin]

if i was a court jester i’d flirt with the king at any given opportunity. subtle at first but if he was interested and we’d share banter then i’d sit in his lap. then he would say i’m the funniest silliest little man alive and kiss me with tongue

[greelin]

how could he NOT fall in love with me though like i am literally there making him giggle, daily. a grown man covered in gold and he is just laughing at my stupid little jokes. i have that bastard wrapped around my finger. He knows it

[greelin]

all part of the plan

[jewishevelinebaker]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[plumslices]

[joshpeck]

[princesconsuela]

[unreadable]

[inthelandofdreamers]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[gingersofficial]

I thought I was having a stroke

[seabassapologist]

She learned how to speak Simlish

[egberts]

[ryugazakis-moved]

[ruinedchildhood]

[scribbly-z-raid]

Trying to get my drawing mojo back so here’s a Fi

[catchymemes]

A drink or two

[ericmickelson]

[gifprincess]

[tumblinwithhotties]

^same

[fromeuropewithlove]

[omgcharlie91-blog]