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I see yours all the time, Noah.

So? I'll show you again.

Maybe you two can go to a strip club and discuss your mutual likes.

That's going a little too far there.

#c #c:molly

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Damn. Those are the only ones worth telling! Maybe, maybe not. You tell me.

#hsdlgkudrg i don't wanna talk about it #c #c:aubrey

Sorry babe, maybe next week. It's not an issue for me.

You are relentless. I’m sure I could, but I’d rather not.

Come on. I'll show you my nipples if you show me yours.

Maybe he likes boobs too and he secretly wants to bond with you over it.

#DO YOU SEE CHORD IN THIS GIF #WHAT #c #c:molly

I would hope he likes boobs. He's married to a woman. But hey, I'm all for male bonding.

Definitely not that much. Tough love means I care.

Can you care with your shirt off?

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Oh darn. I was hoping you were going to tell me this really great story about how you had sex with your professor. – Oh, so are you implying that you want to have sex with me? I don’t know why. Don’t ask me!

#c #c:aubrey #yo niley 8456739867495ever

I could tell you plenty of great sex stories. But none of them involve professors, sorry. I might be, is that an issue?

Hopefully he doesn’t fail you for being a perv.

That wouldn't be ideal.

#c #c:molly

Excuse you, I am nice, and there is the occasional ounce of tough love.

If by ounce you mean metric ton.

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Surprisingly a lot of the professors are really cool about shit like that. At least it didn’t make anything weird.

Yeah, thank god. I think we've bonded now.

#c #c:juliet

I never believe a thing you say.

Why are you so mean to me?

Now that’s a little less embarrassing.

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Still embarrassing, though.

#c #c:molly

Sounds like you have a very creative mind. How did that go over?