me: uses my sleeping kittenâs paw to navigate my smartphone
he woke up and retrieved his paw
you Used him
heâs on the bed and he wonât come near me
youve betrayed his trustâŚâŚâŚhe Knows
good thing i got 13 more of these fluffs
second kitten also abandoned me and they both formed a coalition
their cause is gaining numbers
this is a revolution
i tried calling in the cavalry but they overwhelmed us quickly
we areâŚ.defeated.
you may have lost the battle but all I see is a winner with 14 kittens and a dog

















