Sade Olutola
Stranger Things
Product Placement
taylor price
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Cosimo Galluzzi
Show & Tell
The Stonewall Inn
No title available
ellievsbear
YOU ARE THE REASON
Cosmic Funnies
official daine visual archive
tannertan36
ojovivo
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
đ©” avery cochrane đ©”
pixel skylines
izzy's playlists!
Misplaced Lens Cap
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from China
seen from Malaysia
seen from Malaysia
seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States
seen from Norway
seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Australia
seen from United States
seen from Colombia
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Indonesia
seen from United States
seen from United States
@inquisitive-pumkin
FairyLoot Edition
In case you haven't seen the news, there is now a special edition of Sorcery and Small Magics thanks to Fairyloot's October box! Here are photos from Maiga Doocy's instagram!
If you're not a member of Fairyloot and want a copy, there are currently a few available on PangoBooks.com. Here's a link for anyone who wants to grab a copy!
I'm not usually someone who collects special editions, but how gorgeous is this?!
Fand-Home Prints series by Kyri45
or- what home feels like for every fandom. :)
Hi there! đ If you don't know me, I'm Ngozi, the creator of CHECK, PLEASE! a gay hockey romance.
âš Reblog this âšTell people about my comic! -> @omgcheckplease âš I also post on IG, tiktok, and bsky!
You can get the books here or here.
OH MY FUCKING GOD
I love Halloween!
â§Read Namesake⧠â§Read Crow Time⧠â§Store⧠â§Patreonâ§
â§Hiveworks⧠â§Instagram⧠â§Tiktokâ§
EVELYN'S HUMAN RECIPIES!
ౚà§âËïœĄđđ„ąâ ౚà§
This is one of the contribution I made for the @toh-cookbook-zine
My AO3 post of my contributions to the zine! [LINK] The zine entire collection on AO3 can be found here: [LINK]
đŹ 0  đ 40  â€ïž 52 · From Scones to Hearth: A TOH Cookbook Zine · In honor of the third anniversary of Thanks to Them, Volume I is now availab
no one understands how monumental meraâs toh posts are to me
bingo board i made because other ones have squares on them i wont ever use
Hey someone suggested I use ChatGPT to figure out adulting today, and as I was going through the mental list of places I'd rather look, I realized "beloved strangers on Tumblr dot net" was on that list.
So if you have an aspect of adulting that you're really good at-taxes, budgeting, cooking, insurance, credit, time management, house upkeep, anything-please feel free to reblog with any tips.
Not me, but @bitchesgetriches has a lot of great resources for many of these topics on their website.
That's us! Professional internet adults, specializing in financial stuff! We recommend starting with our Grand List of All Articles, or one of our Masterposts:
MASTERPOST: Everything You Need To Know About Taxes
MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about How to Increase Your Income
MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Retirement and How to Retire
MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Credit and Credit Cards
MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Investing for Beginners
MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about How to Pay off Debt
MASTERPOST: Everything You Need To Know About Living Independently for the First Time
MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Repairing Our Busted-Ass World
MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Self-Care
MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Getting a Job, Raise, or Promotion
MASTERPOST: Everything You Need to Know about Saving Money and Being Frugal
âAsk ChatGPT this and thatâ like fuck holy shit people donât want real advice.
âAsk ChatGPT this and thatâ
like fuck holy shit people
donât want real advice.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
The Guardian Of Halloween
âą Prompt # 683
bittersweet , reflective
The MC feels as if they are too old for Halloween. Feeling down, they go buy themselves some snacks and spend time at home with their cat. Watching some scary movies, they hear a knock at their door. Answering the door, they come face to face with a unique-looking person claiming to be the very being of Halloween itself.
Hopping on the Vine compilation bandwagon, part 1/?
Oh god, I lost it at the Tim Hortons one.
I never saw the cheating test questions sequel before now and it did not disappoint.
It was a simpler time
This comp is a perfect mix of classics and hilarious ones that somehow Iâve never seen before
Oh my god the fucking Onion
Can someone please explain to me what evaporated milk is? Wouldnât that just be gas by definition? I live in constant fear
no no itâs what left behind after the milk has been evaporated cuz only the water goes, not the other stuff
Itâs fat droplets suspended in water, with some nutrients and soforth dissolved in it. You know, like ranch dressing.
Evaporated milk is just dehydrated milk.
the only question left is if itâs a metal, non-metal, or metalloid.
OP seems to have classified it as a special case of halfnium, reclassified as a lanthanide. This has fascinating implications for electron orbital geometry.
Anyway itâs a rare earth metal apparently.
Yes I definitely classified it intentionally and knew exactly what I was doing when I put it with the lanthanides because I am never wrong
MILK IS A RARE EARTH METAL
I thought so, I took one look at your classification and immediately thought âthis is definitely someone with a deep understanding of how the periodic table worksâ
Iâm glad that we have reached a consensus on the expected elemental properties of milk
Iâd really like to know what @derinthescarletpescatarianâs thoughts are on milkâs electron orbital geometry
That would involve writing a crash course in how suborbitals work on a post about whether water (the primary ingredient in milk) is in milk and even for tumblr thatâs going a bit far
no, it is absolutely not going too far
You guys always complain that you donât get to learn stuff in normal ways and then you come asking for this
MILK IS SEVERAL COMPOUNDS PLEASE YALL ARE KILLING ME OVER HERE
We have a container of dry milk because in addition to a little fat and sugars, it contains proteins, which settle into the pores of nitrocellulose membranes, making sure analytical proteins (specific antibodies) donât get trapped. We could just use casein (one of the proteins in milk), but milk is much cheaper and can also be found at Walmart.
No milk is a lanthanide keep up
lanthanide?
I think you mean lactanide
I will put lego in all of your shoes
A cube of milk with 3 inches of edge length can blow up the galaxy.
Our galaxy is actually the result of such an explosion, thatâs why we call it the Milky Way
this is a unique sort of thread in which youâll find two types of people exclusively: nerds and dumbasses
Enter OCEAN EYES and NOT DEAD YET, two of the kingâs most quarrelsome stablehands.
OCEAN May one explain what powdered milk doth be? Is it not gas? I live in constant fear.
NOT DEAD The water flees to air, the rest is left. The dry debris then forms the powdered milk.
OCEAN Thou sayest water doth reside in milk?
NOT DEAD Pray tell what thou believâst the liquid is?
OCEAN Is milk not one pure substance in itself?
NOT DEAD No;Â âtis only milk-stuff mixed with water.
OCEAN Yet milk appears from living cowsâ own tits!
NOT DEAD âTis juice from tits, yet water still it holds. If water be in juice, then âtis in milk.
Enter DERIN, the scarlet pescatarian.
DERIN âTis drops of fat afloat in water, As if âtwas dressing for thy greens. With water gone, the powdered milk remains.
A NOTE attached to an arrow, written by BURNING BRAND, flies through the window.
BURNING BRANDâS NOTE Obsessed with he who foolishly believâd That milk is element of chemistry.
The NOTE crumbles to ash. BURNING BRAND is not seen again.
OCEAN As he who instigated such a fight, I felt that this creation was my duty.
OCEAN unrolls a scroll of parchment with a flourish.
OCEAN Behold, âtis milk, one hundred and nineteen.
Enter JASON FUNDER BERKER, a frog.
JASON FUNDER BERKER And yet the burning question still remains: âTis metal, not, or somewhere in between?
JASON FUNDER BERKER does not wait to hear the answer, and exits.
DERIN A lanthinide! A special case, I see. How fascinating, geometrically. But let us leave atomic musings be. For milk is a rare metal of our Earth.
OCEAN Of course it is, for I am always right. My choices are, of course, deliberate.
DERIN I do not doubt thou speakest truth, my lord Thy brilliant mind is utterly unmatchâd. It seems that an agreement has been reachâd.
OCEAN Of course; however, in sincerity I wish to know thy scholar-driven thoughts.
DERIN I fear âtwould be beyond thy comprehension. To teach to thee would take this much too far.
Exit OCEAN, in a huff. Enter JESIN, BOOP BOOP, FLIPOCRITE, VELVET, and LOVELY DREAMS, curious onlookers attracted to the scene.
JESIN Do teach us, it would not take this too far!
DERIN Ye all complain of learning strangely, Then ask me baiting questions such as this!
BOOP BOOP Thy gross ineptitude shall be my death! Milk is formed of small component parts. The fat, the sugars, proteins all combine They seep through pores of membranes in this drink Unpleasant compounds all are filterâd out. All this obtained for small amounts of coin.
DERIN No, milk is lanthanide, pray keep the pace.
FLIPOCRITE The word thou meanâst is lactanide, I think.
DERIN May sharpened pain-shaped stones fill up thy shoes So that thou never knowâst a momentâs peace.
VELVET A cube of milk, three inches on each side Could blow up the entire galaxy.
DERIN Our galaxy was formed in such a fashion. âTis why we gave it name of âMilky Way.â
LOVELY DREAMS Thus ends our entertainment for the night Here fools and pompous scholars come to fight.
Exuent, pursued by a cow.
(Shakespearean adaptation format inspired by @mortimermcmirestinksâ in this post)
Youpeople have no right to be this funny on my dash so early in the morning
This is one of those threads that would go perfectly as a video set to âin the hall of the mountain kingâ and we all know it, Iâm just not gonna be the one to make it
So, I was knitting, with the intention of talking to my love while doing so, so I left my headphones off. He picks up his phone to scroll while Iâm, like, 5 stitches into my row, so I ask him to read me his tumblr.
HE PROCEEDS TO READ THIS ENTIRE POST WITH SILLY VOICES AND IT WAS THE BEST EXPERIENCE IâVE HAD ON TUMBLR IN YEARS
I like the assumption that the op must think milk is an element despite water not being an element and being a molecule.
No waterâs an element too see
lost in the moss
HE đ WENT đ LOOKING đ FOR đ TROUBLE đ
The euros fail to consider the form: itâs not Johnnyâs hubris that is the subject of the song. Itâs the devilâs, who thinks his power is worth more than simple love for a craft
neither americans nor the modern era have any sort of monopoly on one-upping the devil. one of the oldest european folk tales is The Smith and the Devil, in which a smith makes a deal with the devil for his soul and when the devil comes to collect, the smith tricks him into leaving him alone forever. tricking that bastard is an old and storied tradition.
"average person who makes a deal with the devil is dragged to hell after 10 years" factoid actually just statistical error. average person who makes a deal with the devil uses their new hellish gifts to outwit the old bastard so they can keep both gifts and soul for the rest of their long and prosperous lives. faust, who bargained for knowledge of all things and then wasted his 10 years chasing a girl who wasn't all that into him, is an idiot and should not have become the cornerstone of modern understanding of the trope.
đđ
medieval peasant: I see... so, it is the case that there are many paintings within this magical book? it is not so strange after all.
me, trying to show him tumblr to scare him: I was kind of hoping this would be a bit more confusing to you
peasant, suddenly pointing at the screen: hark! cynocephali
so cool when you can see a post's real-time impact on certain search terms
