Sep 7, 2024
this started as the study of a picture i took of the greenery near the place i usually park my car. then i added petra, then i finished it for her birthday.
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@inquistiorlavellan
this started as the study of a picture i took of the greenery near the place i usually park my car. then i added petra, then i finished it for her birthday.
I’d like to submit my application for the role of “person whose job it is to draw the creepy child drawings in horror films”
genji: going on a date? again? the second time this week?
hanzo: (adjusting his tie) yes
genji: im surprised. usually on a friday night you just go out and get shitfaced like you’re living the asian frat boy experience you never could
hanzo:
genji: you’re wearing the prada. you never wear the prada.
hanzo: it’s for a good date
genji: how good can it be? i imagine you can’t afford to set your standards too high, brother
hanzo: (barely resisting the urge to make minced meat out of his brother again) he’s very sweet and smart
genji: is he.
hanzo: (shakily putting pomade in his hair) he’s got like, five phd’s.
genji: sounds like you don’t deserve him.
hanzo: (shaping his beard, barely contained anger) i assure you, i’ve told him that before already. he is quite sweet in that he insists he get to know me before he dismisses me.
genji: he will dismiss you, regardless
hanzo: you have no way of knowing that
genji: tell me who he is, and i’ll find out
hanzo:
genji: who is he?
hanzo: (gay silence)
genji: brother. who is he.
hanzo:
genji: wait. five phd’s?
hanzo:
genji, voice breaking: b-brot- h. hanzo. h. hanzo. who
hanzo: it’s winston
genji:
hanzo: the gorilla.
genji:
hanzo:
genji: w. wear the. wear the watch with the inlaid pearl. h (chokes up) he likes watch (visibly breaking down) he likes that. watches.
hanzo:
hanzo: i know.
so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post
…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment
likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post
i need all the help i can get for finals
Hey so
the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like.
So you know.
This might be the real one, y’all.
Give salary increase and wfh plz
Would really enjoy work stability
Leliana: *walking around the Winter Palace* Leliana: *spots Morrigan for the first time 10 years wearing the dress that SHE designed and Morrigan said she hated* Leliana, later warning the Inquisitor about Morrigan: I've had dealing with her in the past. *clenching her fist* She is ruthless *shaking in anger* and capable of ANYTHING
The reason the inquisition mage companions are grating is because in a universe full of sorcerers and the occasional warlock, they broke continuity by giving us three wizards. But the inquisitor is not a wizard. They're just stuck with these three private school kids who assume you know nothing about magic because you didn't buy professor Shitbottom Scree Octavians guide to magic your freshman year or whatever. Solas is the worst of these because he is secretly Shitbottom Scree but he can't tell you. Vivienne doesn't actually do much magic stuff she's just the most Private School. Dorian is the most palatable bc he's just a little weirdo at his core.
If Dorian spent some time with the da2 magic crew I think they would have invented a hot air balloon in a single afternoon.
is this something
the fenris romance is great don’t get me wrong but it really was a Choice to have him remember his entire life in a single moment of absolutely mind blowing post-nut clarity. Imagine busting it once and you remember your whole life. Whose idea was this i need to congratulate them on creating the funniest way for an amnesiac character to have a crisis ever
Minh is a real one for this
I love dragon age so much dude I wish it was good
Fenris! This was @memi-toh’s request for @da-sae ! He was specifically requested to have sexy hair. I hope I did him justice! What a perfect child.
I think the fact that alistair, leliana, zevran, morrigan, and (hypothetically) the warden are all just a bunch of 20somethings is underutilized
yes they’ve been tasked with the horrible burden of saving the world but also they would be giving each other stick n pokes and learning drinking games
more bc I’m avoiding work
“yeah I totally know how to cut hair” (disaster ensues)
arguing over how to play card games bc they all learned different rules growing up
leliana and zev exchanging assassin stories like ‘oh i killed a guy just like that once. left horrible stains’
belly flop contests
“hey surana what would happen if you like. froze my boots to the ground. but just my boots. can you do that”
sharing insane hangover cures
someone secretly still has a ratty stuffed animal from their childhood and its a grand mystery for weeks (its morrigan)
“leliana what’s the dirtiest song you know”
the ear piercing technique from the parent trap
zev and leliana teaching the rest of them cuss words / dirty phrases in antivan and orlesian
“alistair please don’t try cleaning your fingernails with the knife again”
morrigan turning into animals exclusively to fuck with people
knife game / five finger fillet / whatever they call it in their respective countries
leliana, zev, and surana exchanging thot stories and alistair just like haha yeah
“hit me as hard as you can. no I’m serious do it”
where’s that post that’s like “sometimes a WOMAN hurts every MAN that enters her life bc her true soulmate is a WOMAN. #feminism” anyway. aveline vallen
AU: President Obama falls for part white house intern part rockstar Harry Styles. Obama surprises Harry in the audience of one of his shows and the affair blossoms from there.
Please get this off my dashboard right now immediately
this is the best post on this website
