Peez Cheetza

Five Pebbles is homosexual

[yuliciagaming]

it kills me that he doesn't live in the timeline where he can experience mecha anime

[ayeforscotland]

Whole Bungie Cinematics team has been let go. Fucking hell.

[fireteam-nocturne]

Quick, immortalize this goof up

[cryptotheism]

I think someone just shot Charlie Kirk

[dragongirlsweetie]

can we not spread rumours before the facts have been settled please

[cryptotheism]

Sorry

[klazikur]

Had a dream that there was an enemy in deltarune chapter 5 called Lady Karasu that NOBODY online was talking about for some reason. She was like Tasque Manager but for KawKaws. I decided to draw her from memory

[notahorseindisguise]

WOAH just saw spiderman eating pizza on a roof

[notahorseindisguise]

oh shit he ate the whole thing . he just like me frfr

[notahorseindisguise]

spiderman just left the pizza box on the roof but then came back a minute later and clearly felt bad for littering so now hes swinging through downtown holding an empty pizza box

[notahorseindisguise]

hes hit a street light

[notahorseindisguise]

he's swinging away now clearly very embarrassed and he thinks nobody saw it. i saw you spiderman

[nycswebhead]

fuck

[mrsterlingeverything]

Im craving... $000,000

[the-frog-blog-deactivated202510]

Check your Venmo :)🤭

[mrsterlingeverything]

STOPPP YOU DIDNT

[angelicguy]

guy left at work today and someone replied to his goodbye email with this

[psychotic-gerard]

give it up for girls with vaginas and boys with penises

[psychotic-gerard]

pause i forgot cis people exist this was intended as a celebration of bottom surgery

[squeakitties]

still thinking about the apparent 2006-2007 epidemic of rabid swarms of wii remotes descending on helpless televisions like locusts

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

wii sports was invented by nefarious television manufacturers to break people's televisions

[puppygirllaika]

What a very funny joke that definitely did not happen because Nintendo definitely did not buy up almost a third of the shares of the top five TV manufacturers in the time between the announcement and release of the Wii, shares which definitely didn't skyrocket in value over the next two years due to an increase in flatscreen sales, nearly half of which independent analysts attributed to people replacing damaged TVs with newer, more expensive models from electronics stores that relied on high-pressure sales tactics to upsell people and get them to buy more expensive models on credit which they couldn't actually afford.

[punkitt-is-here]

it IS monday. Let's get it on cunts

[punkitt-is-here]

it IS tuesday. We still must get it on cunts

[punkitt-is-here]

it IS wednesday. cunts you know what we must do. it's time to get it on

[punkitt-is-here]

it IS thursday. cunts, just a little longer. we must get it on.

[punkitt-is-here]

it IS friday. we cunts must persevere when we are so close to the finish line. it's time to get it on

[punkitt-is-here]

it IS saturday. some of us shall rest but others among us must still get it on. let's do it cunts

[funnier-as-a-feedist]

[kosmogrl]

Dont blame yourself for not having known a lesson only time could teach

[heavenslittlemachine-deactivate]

myth: astrology doesn't work

fact: astrology used to work perfectly and apparent planetary motion corresponded exactly (+/- 0°0'1") to the progressions of life on earth, until the advent and subsequent ubiquitous adoption of the radio wave introduced so much noise into the ionosphere that communications between the heaven and the earth were irrevocably scrambled; now, astrology still technically works, but it plays out in such a high-entropy set of events (see: pseudorandomness) that it has become functionally indistinguishable from free will.

[if-only-angels-could-prevail]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[purlturtle]

[ansixilus]

You're right and you should say it.

[hometoursandotherstuff]