Peez Cheetza

Five Pebbles is homosexual

[carygrantsbeard]

HELPPPPPPPPPP

[magicratfingers]

oh well i guess ill just be fat and hot

[magicratfingers]

guess ill be fat and hot and hot

[valtsv]

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

[valtsv]

if you could see the thread i'm hanging on by you would not say these things to me

[rhinco]

i understand that it's unreasonable to expect a band on world tour to play in every country in the world but i do think they should only be allowed to call it a world tour if they play in every continent. we need to make it embarrassing to say world tour and then not even step foot in africa

[argumate]

I keep thinking this! very frustrating

[argumate]

fuck!

[eyelessseraphim]

starting a collection

[dongboss]

Needed to get this off my chest to someone. But. I think someone should make Queen Elizabeth smoke a joint that's laced with weed so she dies. Literally foolproof

you want to give her a joint. laced. with weed. a joint. with weed in it. you want to give her a joint. and she looks at it and says. "oh a diet joint" and she goes to smoke it but then it's. it's weed. and she hates it? I think? and she dies. from the weed?

[anjomecanico]

Start commenting "not all men" in posts saying something positive about men

[welcometoyouredoom]

[mr-deep-downer]

coworker: hey you should come look at the results of a ph test for a customer’s water

me: I’m king of busy rn

coworker: no really just come here

the ph test:

my honest reaction:

[teaboot]

I dont k ow what OP is testing for or what most of the table says but whatever water they've sampled it has the same PH levels as seawater and there's enough mineral content for stalagmites to form inside the sample container. If line 2 is nitrates- the stuff produced by dead junk- then there's enough of it to make them sick.

So like. Whatever this is, and I hope to God it isn't someone's tap water, then as far as my untrained brain can tell, it is reading as a sample pulled from an unfiltered saltwater fish tank that someone filled with street gravel and didn't clean for a month.

Or like. The groundwater well behind an abandoned farm house in Missouri that hasn't been touched since 1953, possibly after a raccoon fell inside it

This is the kind of water you'd read about in an old dead British guy's expedition journal in an entry dated two days before the entire party died of dysentery

[arbis-official]

IT GETS WORSE

[teaboot]

OH MY SWEET CHRIST

[uncultureddoubloon]

How on earth do you confuse, or actively choose, to use MINERAL WATER instead of tap/fresh water???

[liminalpsych]

saving this from the comments because it made me laugh but. but I’m not so sure based on some of OP’s clarification that this is a cichlid tank. That might the the one saving grace if it is though

[mr-deep-downer]

they were tetras

[punkitt-is-here]

so I had an interesting time yesterday

[therobinflieseast]

[mascwoman]

New bumper sticker 🕺

[shinyeternatus]

ID: Picture of a transparent bumper sticker on someone's back windshield that reads, "I like my music the way I like my women: LOUD, HEAVY, AND EVIL". The word evil is red while the rest of the text is white. End ID

[sailatina3]

Can you handle my sigma world?

[rednines]

[bread-in-the-void]

um?

[kalichnikov]

[clarificationsw]

literally my dad

[chaussurre]

[mattymouse16]

The best magicians don't reveal their tricks.