Omnes relinquite spes, o vos intrantes

Sarah, 20. I don't even know what this damn blog is about anymore. Feel free to try and figure it out. Also, if you need me to tag something feel free to message me.

[thoodleoo]

bad greek myth concept: a siren but she only sings despacito

[commandershepardvasfuckit]

her name is alexa

[the-knights-who-say-book]

today my dad said “why do people binge watch entire seasons? it’s not like you’d get a book and read it in one night” so i’m not convinced he knows anything about what i do in my freetime

[sunfortune]

bruce: if i kill the joker ill be just as bad as him :(

jason:

[memesonthehour]

[thenightthatgotaway]

sitting on furniture that's meant to be sat on: alright

sitting on grass: good

sitting on the floor: Very Good

sitting on a table: !! Good!! so good

sitting on a countertop: G R E A T

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

Bugs Bunny could singlehandedly defeat Thanos by dressing up as a TSA agent and setting up a metal detector in the middle of the battlefield saying that all metal objects must be removed if you want to pass on through now stick around for my 2,000 word essay on just how effectively he would convince The Mad Titan to comply

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

“For shame, doc! Dontcha know we got other folks waiting?”

(Thanos looks behind him and sees dozens of Bugs Bunnies dressed as angry yelling travelers with huge bags of luggage. Thanos rubs his neck guiltily and begins sliding off the gauntlet)

[vampiricyoshi]

I felt compelled

[gallusrostromegalus]

I don’t think I’ve seen such a finely crafted Looney Toons joke in over two decades. Bravo.

[gothcostco]

the plot chickens

[gothcostco]

why do 70,000 people have as bad of a sense of humor as me

[weedle-testaburger]

[just-shower-thoughts]

The Harry Potter series is 7 books and thousands of pages of buildup just for the main character to kill the villain with a “no u”

[sailorfailures]

[dumbfricker-deactivated20141125]

finally found the site for me

[insanebutfine]

Lol bitches im back

[shameshack]

[dkc2]

i would call the police then papa john himself

[thebeautymodel]

[jessica-henwick-deactivated2023]

Hey, don’t take any shit from him, Cunningham. How tough can he be with a name like Francis?

[myfairgolightly]

What did you do that made Mr. Big so mad at you?  I may um, I may have sold him a very expensive wool rug that was made from the fur of a skunk… butt.

[dannybruhealani-deactivated2018]

pokemon go: “Our servers are experiencing issues. Please-”

me:

[undeddisfunction]

“You started young, right? What is your advice for young people?”