Sans Titre

This is a rule free zone, there is no method to my madness, just a sheer lack of organisation.

[adderallbf]

reblog to be added to an ed server

my friend and i set up a server for our eating disorder and it’s really snazzy i want ppl to join bc it’s pretty cool. we are funny it will be fun im bad at advertising but trust me

[swearslikecapaldi]

[deltaspheres]

[ruinedchildhood]

[brbjellyfishing]

there are millions of starving kids in africa and miley cyrus has 15 chapstick egg things 

[airieh]

did you seriously take the time to count exactly how many chapstick eggs she had before making this post?

[alt-j-deactivated20171027]

counting isn’t actually as difficult and time-consuming as you would imagine

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

hallmark movie

woman: i have a high paying job in new york city that i love and christmas isn’t that important to me

her black friend: you need a MAN

woman’s dad: come to the small town,, we are suffering without a baker for our town festivale

woman: ok dad

man: i harvest maple syrup for a living and make 2 dollars a year

woman: :/

man: will you harvest maple syrup with me…

woman: i’ve decided i hate my job and i’m going to resign myself to making christmas tree ornaments in fuckberg for the rest of my life

[cacoons]

[saiasus]

I wish Ari would do acting again :(

[books-and-cookies]

this was honestly a religious experience

[ddraco]

when i was about 8 (bearing in mind deathly hallows was released when i was about 15) i wrote a harry potter fanfiction where harry and ginny where married and it was the morning of the september 1st and they were taking their 3 kids to the platform to meet ron, hermione, and their kids. i dont remember what the weasley kids were called, but i do remember that harrys kids were called lily, james, and for some reason mercury bob. i dont know why mercury bob, but i do know its still less stupid than albus severus.

[grimconversations]

Did you know there’s an outtake from the 2000 Grinch movie where Jim Carrey leans in real close to Jeffrey Tambor’s face and then rips off Tambor’s prosthetic nose with his teeth

[grimconversations]

[chaocola-deactivated20190415]

[crumbvulet]

for a second i forgot what references are and thought the numbers were the length of the list. i was like, one of those motherfuckers stung TWO people

[dankmemeuniversity]

[debaucherries]

Finding out Bo Burnham is 6'5" and not like 5'11" has absolutely killed me today. The concept of some Goliath twink pacing around a stage yelling absurdities and throwing glitter is triggering my fight or flight response

[distac-deactivated20240729]

I’m sorry HE’S WHAT NOW??

[ninenine-brooklyn]

[hopingtokeephope]

boyle is the best friend every person needs

[bob-belcher]

[allyourdreamsaremade]

Hands are weird because one of them can do absolutely everything without a problem and the other one can’t even hold a spoon

[villageidiotwitch]

I get why ppl are leaving tumblr but ive never deleted an account for anything in my life and if tumblr wants me to leave theyre going to have to kill me themselves

[stanleykubricky-deactivated2026]

me when i’m in a goddamn bitch of an unsatisfactory situation: