Gay Wizards in Space

Insanus here, previously the RP blog InsanusMusicae. This is my personal blog, an eclectic blend of my likes and preferences.

[brittany-murphy]

[cumdumpstiel]

YES i’m gay. YES i have a vampire fetish. NO i don’t know my times tables. we exist.

[4kadhd]

No screamers or flashers on this blog for april fools, the only joke allowed here is me

[king]

u know that thing where an animals grow in a far off place and some idiot introduces him to a new habitat and it turns out its characteristics that help them in their own sometimes are too helpful in the new one and they become like an invasive species yeah thats the word i was missing anyway back to my point i think i saw a human version of that just now i was driving in tonights snow storm and i saw a man wearing a big ass cowboy hat to keep the snow off him and a bandit red bandana to keep it off his face and a big ass pancho to keep him warm and nice ass cowboy boots to keep his calves dry and he was prancing along while everyone on the road looked miserable and frozen solid and idk i guess the point im trying to make here is i feel like cowboys would have taken over russia if given the chance or something

[faestruck]

As an Evolutionary Biologist, this is a roller-coaster from start to finish.

[prozdvoices]

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I just wanted to hear this post in real life, and I chased that impulse.

original post(s) here

[pglang]

i’ll get over it i just gotta be dramatic first

[honeybrees]

i love that this is just one of a number of posts that have gone around in the last few days tacitly acknowledging that you need to feel your feelings in order to move through them

[andhumanslovedstories]

you ever spend literally a whole day not doing what you’re supposed to be doing but you do get in a few solid hours of pacing back and forth in an empty, silent house while whispering speeches that characters might give right before they make the fatal decision that unravels their whole revenge quest, the plot of which is what you’ve been spinning out in place of, say, your contribution to a group essay. 

[andhumanslovedstories]

“I will do terrible things, my lord,” I hiss in a pseudobritish to no one in particular at ten o'clock at night, “if that is what it takes to keep my people safe from the monsters you will not acknowledge.”

“please update the bibliography,” my classmate texts, but I cannot see the message for all the blood in my eyes from those who would do harm to those I have chosen to protect. There is no place in the work of vengeance for APA formatting

[curseworm]

oh i do try my very best to be not a bastard but my heart is a garden full of bastard fruits and also basil

[stay-off-the-hook]

くコ: 彡 くコ: 彡くコ: 彡くコ: 彡くコ: 彡くコ: 彡

Reblog those rainbow gay squids and something good will happen to you

[chrisweedpiano]

Having gay squids on my blog is reward enough in itself

[sophie531896273240810891]

oh, to b a harvest mouse living in a european meadow.. munch on a lil flower for breakfast… climb up a blade of grass n swing on a tranquil breeze enjoying the sunlight .. Unreal

[sophie531896273240810891]

effervescent

[adzolotl]

you call it “really bad at darts”, I call it freestyle acupuncture

[sailor--spoon]

Sir I’m going to have to ask you to leave the bar

[guooey]

I really really wish I was a cat, I’m not built for this capatalist society but I am built for sleeping 19 hours a day and knocking things over

[giveashit-aboutearth]

Please fund Rape-Axe, the not-so-new anti-rape device.

Rape-Axe was invented by Sonnet Ehlers/Bryant, a medical researcher from South Africa who has seen many victims of sexual assault throughout her career. 

The device is inserted into the vagina like tampon. It has “razor-sharp” teeth that, if an attacker were to enter in the vagina, the device would then attach itself to the attacker. The rapist would “be almost fully incapacitated by the pain caused by the embedded barbs”. Even if the penis would grow flaccid, the barbs would still be attached.   

The only way the barbs could be removed is by a clinician. Obviously at that point, the attacker would be identified as a predator and likely be arrested and convicted.  

Unfortunately since its discovery, the Rape-Axe device has not been able to be on the market due to lack of funding. They have a GO FUND ME and accept PayPal on their website. 

Please help get this device on the market and help victims of sexual assault and catch predators everywhere. 

[giveashit-aboutearth]

Keep sharing and donating! This device could help so many

[bohemian-summers]

She’s only raised a bit over 4k in the last two years. 

Please make a donation if you can, or save this until you can donate! Think of how much everyone’s lives would change if this became a thing

[dads-against-onision]

reblog against any aesthetic or theme you may have!

[rumwik]

It has arrived!

[arctic-hands]

I was gonna scroll right past this but it suddenly resonated with me

[big-ass-magnet]

me, hunched over my computer, glaring at Carver, five different guides open on my phone: you and I are going to be friends, and we’re going to bond, and you are going to like it

[merryweathercomics]

The Queen of England wants to battle!

[sleepycub34]

If there isn’t a Corgi Pokemon this Gen, I will riot

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[simonalkenmayer]

This is very funny.