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jacob, 21, he/they. not even sure what this blog has become at this point. simblr @adventuresinwillowcreek and ac blog @tamago-crossing

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gaslighting someone by saying they're too smart to be gaslit so you're not gaslighting them

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

this would work on me

[bonerpill-deactivated20230602]

No it wouldn’t. You’re too smart.

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

you're so right

[romeoandjulietfan]

Romeo + Juliet (1996) Trivia: Shakespeare described Tybalt swordsmanship as “showy”. To transform this into flamboyant gunplay, John Leguizamo worked with choreographer John ‘Cha Cha’ O'Connell to create a flamenco-inspired style.

[fair-itself]

This is the new gender John Leguizamo invented that one time in case anyone was curious

[dankmemeuniversity]

[alleycatboy]

being smart has never stopped me from being a complete fucking idiot

[parkayquarts]

i once asked my mom why stuff the 80s was so uniquely cheesy and she said that back in the day people just liked stuff unironically. they went to go see a movie and they liked it. they heard a song on the radio and they liked it. they bought an outfit at the mall and they liked it. there was no irony or post irony. people just liked stuff

[troutlawyer]

Grandmas were so right about puzzles and knitting and crocheting and solitaire and reading slow and slippers and baking and watching deer in the backyard send post

[aldamiriel-necrococo]

Like to charge RB to cast

[memefxcker]

every time I do photography for the wildlife center I end up getting photos of birds who are not at all prepared for their close up

[dankmemeuniversity]

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

I wish smoking wasnt hot. But we cant all get what we want

[conarcoin]

i will never understand the insane takes against having games be more accessible

[conarcoin]

“does every game NEED to be accessible to disabled people? 🤨” yeah, actually

[conarcoin]

also the pissing and shitting over difficulty settings. just play the game on the normal difficulty dumbass it’s not for you

[trainwreckgenerator]

zagreus and theseus get along

[base-and-superstructure]

I hate you job applications I hate you psychometric aptitude testing I hate you CVs I hate you interviews I hate you online forms I hate you never hearing back I hate you cover letters

[breathingsboring-deactivated202]

Was Elrond in a gay marriage? We don’t know, because it’s none of our goddamn business. … No matter what Elrond got up to, it didn’t effect his ability to perform his job like a boss. And that is to provide travelers with great directions.

[sorrynotsorrybi]

reblog if you would also like to be ruled by a well-appointed bisexual elf wizard

[memewhore]

[okiitos]

@wafflehousecoffee absolute golden tags

[grox]

[dullanyan]

its july 4th, that means its a special birthday!!

Happy birthday Apollo Animal Crossing!!!

[onewetual-archive-deactivated20]

catboy this catboy that WHERE are my mouseboys..

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