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Not today Justin

if i look back, i am lost
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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@insignificant-existances
i had a dream that there was like a revival of the man vs bear debate but instead it was "would you rather be alone in a woman's bathroom with a random trans woman or jk rowling?" and everyone picked the trans woman and jkr crashed out on twitter because of it
would you rather be alone in a woman's bathroom with...
a random trans woman
jk rowling
. can i change my vote
I have had a lucid dream exactly one (1) time and I think I fucked it up.
I dreamed I was driving past my old college and I went “Wait this is a dream! I can do whatever I want!” and I immediately swerved into oncoming traffic and right before I hit a truck I thought “Boy I hope this is a dream or this is going to really hurt”
And then I woke up.
I have not had a lucid dream since.
Happy "the husband lesbian is a better husband than I was" anniversary!
"hows the job search going"
I thought it would be an hour of listening to screaming and looking at pictures of draculas, but it was so much for frightening than fathomed
phrases that would change the game if i was allowed to say them to customers:
- you should kill yourself
- i'm going to kill myself
- you should be really embarrassed about the way you're treating me right now
- do you get off to this or something
- i'm going to marry your mother so i can teach you how to behave in public
- bark like a dog. your below me moron
i, a rock collector, had to go to the ER yesterday because of a gallstone attack, here is how my father messaged me
thanks dad