i'm ángel

i'm the guy they pay to spit on baby carrots so they're wetter he/mer 20

[akashicrecord]

I have an unhealthy relationship with most physical pleasures including food and having sex would you like to be best friends

[laserwalnut]

Strong as fuck ice piggy

[catmanbowser]

Im fucking losing it over this entry. Don't get mad.

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

fuck 4chan

fuck twitter

fuck reddit

fuck tumblr

and fuck you

[sailermoon]

all my life I’ve felt like this guy

[weirdness-is-good]

[wingupingu]

the randos who have attempted to pilot the pjackk url arent funny enough & havent played fighting games enough to make it work

[moveslikekeithrichards]

the horrific way language evolves in a group chat

[coolxatu]

[icht]

TICKLE FIGHT!!! ahhhh ooo ahhh stopp😂 📷 📷 ahhhh ouu😆 t="😜 " draggable="false" src="abs-0.twimg.com/emoji/v2/svg/1..." title="Winking face with tongue" class="r-4qtqp9r-dflpy8 r-sjv1od r-zw8f10 r-10akycc r-h9hxbl" style="display: inline-block; height: 1.2em; margin-left: 0.075em; margin-ri

[shotdeadpine]

my scary noelles guard this message with honor

[carnadelions]

twitter: am i too woke for thinking fat people shouldn't be stoned to death

tumblr: you're calling me racist? how do you think that makes my non-white oc feel?

instagram: if he doesn't look at you the way your boy cat looks at you he's not 🤚 the one 💍

[sapphling]

the more time you spend in active recovery from any given self destructive behavior or addiction the more you understand the common conception of the "relapse" as defined by a broken "streak" to be, like, so bad for one's own well-being that it would be funny if it weren't resulting in just a lot of misery and death

[the-peoples-puppy]

I told my girlfriend to think of quitting vaping as training her endurance by seeing how long she can run before she gets tired, then doing it again and hoping to go further next time. She said it really helped her.

[memewhore]

[decellie03]

nothing will ever be funnier to me than the 30-50 feral hogs joke phase, I think about it at least once a week

[dripped-in-my-pearls]

Happy 30-50 feral hogs day

[msilverstar]

World heritage post

[klapollo]

you are not a "femcel" you are not a "foid" you are not a "hon" you are a woman worthy of respect and taking up space and being happy and the world is yours for the taking you're ALIVE!!!!!!!!! you're a HUMAN!!!!!!! FUCK what they told you!!!!!!

[funstyle]

ppl complain abt everyone being so boring/inauthentic/detached these days but the second u have interests they deem unusual theyll be like "waitttt thats giving neurodivergent..." like damn its so awesome that were pathologising giving a fuck about anything they dont sell at a tj maxx

[crawfishcomic]

Brainstorm

[maliketh]

there are insane levels of suicide particles radiating off of this video