[sometiktoksarevalid]

[parkchanwoohoo]

I'm in fucking stitches dude

[mythicalmysticalmothman]

lol if anyone wants a tutorial on how to get this lmk

[pileofknives]

[harpyhormones]

[silvermoon424]

“Who is the internet even for anymore?” is such a valid question. Companies are sanitizing the internet and stifling natural human expression in the name of child safety and being family friendly, but the kids such as fuck aren’t benefitting from this. The internet is becoming too childish for adults and yet still too adult for kids.

[beardedmrbean]

[pinene]

Why do you need a certificate for your employer to excuse you being 3 mins late 😭

[wretcheddthing]

everybody give it up for this brand of green. round of applause for most under appreciated green

[depsidase]

[eveydeevey]

Perks of being without sin:

Free to cast stones just whenever

[batsandboba]

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

[queenbruv]

the power of hitting 'end task' on a glitchy program in task manager is intoxicating. i feel like an assassin. i feel like a tyrant. you don't want to work properly? begone. off with your head. i need to kill my apps with a guillotine

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

[theconcealedweapon]

[maarvarq]

Always bear in mind that there is absolutely no legitimate evidence that Luigi was actually the one who killed the insurance company guy.

[theconcealedweapon]

Of course he wasn't. He was at a party with me that day.

[tiny-space-whale]

No but like literally, actually. All bits aside.

He didn't do it.

The cops very clearly planted evidence on him because they had to make an arrest because all eyes were on them and whoever actually did the deed was making them look stupid.

Why would the real killer hero have kept the weapon on his person and traveled two states over while carrying it and a manifesto in his bag, conveniently turning the crime into a federal matter? The same guy whose bag they found in a park, filled with monopoly money? Why did the police turn off their bodycams, take Luigi's stuff, drive a block away, turn their bodycams back on, go back into the restaurant, and then arrest him?

From the moment of his arrest, even left-of-center media has been presuming his guilt without examining anything (e.g. calling him "the killer" instead of "alleged" or "accused") and then when I say he didn't do it, the nearest person chimes in with some quip that tells me they think he did do it but should go free anyway. Don't get me wrong, I would have the same attitude if he had done it. But he didn't. It makes me feel like the only sane person in the world, even among my staunchly leftist friends.

[anexperimentallife]

Allowing an addict to eat might be the most holy thing my tax dollars have ever done.

[bobacupcake]

[bobacupcake]

[bobacupcake]

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[depsidase]

[cookietastic]

We need to bring back the athletics body type post

[cookietastic]

This one

[cookietastic]

Tumblr has 10+ image limit had to add these on too

[coldcrashpictures]

This photoshoot unlocked something in me the first time I saw it. The idea that EVERY body here is what "peak physical condition" looks like.

[augustdementhe]

I finally looked at their names, and in the first picture alone, there's a LONG JUMP dude, last name Leeper.

A big ol' WEIGHTLIFTER, last name Hamman.

And a TRIATHLON GUY, last name Smedley, are you kidding me.

That's delightful.