I am your sandwich

Cornflake she/her

[notkatniss]

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

what are straight people like this

[lyxdelsic-deactivated20150201]

boys unbuckling their belts is the hottest thing in the world tbh

[if-only-angels-could-prevail]

i read this as “seat belts” and i was like “no stay safe”

[youtube-feels]

OH MY GOD GUYS I WAS AT DISNEYLAND AND I SAW THIS LADY GO UP TO THIS LITTLE GIRL DRESSED UP AS THOR AND SAY “that’s not ladylike” AND THE LITTLE GIRL JUMPS INTO A FIGHTING STANCE POINTS HER HAMMER AT THE LADY AND SAYS “SUCK MY ASS” WITH THE MOST SERIOUS LOOK I CANT

[jerkstorecalling]

[instantaneous-oatmeal]

NGGGGAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[tradematts]

smokey eyes😍😍

[brucebocchi]

[sheepmommy-deactivated20161205]

those hops!!!!!!! that stride!!!!!!!!

[mariahcareysource]

[prayforprada-deactivated2019091]

YALL 

ARE

GOING

TO 

HELL

STRAIGHT INTO THE FLAMES

[jennygogos]

[victorpopejr]

White people will turn anything into a casserole

[pinklibra-deactivated20170123]

What exactly is a casserole

[victorpopejr]

I still don’t know tbh

[lovlae]

shut up!!!!!!

[empresspinto]

hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.

also that your lunch tastes good, you find twenty dollars on the ground, and that thing coming up that you were dreading turns out not so bad

[babyanimalpic]

[thetinylightsbelow]

this just changed my entire attitude

[insomnevida]

wow same

[cosmic-noir]

I thought I was having a bad day until I saw this.

[artistickacchi]

Put this puppy in office.

[sourcedumal]

This puppy for president.

[sznofthwtch666]

I swear this partially cured my hangover

[enterotoxigenic-deactivated2017]

here comes a special boy! here comes a special boy! here comes a special boy! here comes a special boy! here comes a special boy! here comes a special boy!

[postirony-moved-deactivated2016]

[enterotoxigenic-deactivated2017]

he’s here!

[bob-belcher]

me: can i use the bathroom?

teacher: i don’t know. can you?

[saradordali]

Feelings about Hillary

[waltsdarlings]

[nevergenders]

YELLING