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the thing is, is that i want shane and ilya to be mean AND nice to each other, bc i am, at the core. a pervert and a freak and a gay romantique. and the nicer and the meaner they are to each other, the more erotica i get to see and read. like, it's just two sides of a fuck coin, and baby,,i am playing those slots
Watching yourself have an anxiety attack with the same energy as a manager talking to an employee they don’t respect, “This is very unproductive use of time— you aren’t being very rational. I really need you to be a team player right now.”
17.07.2026 - 319 words
Now he’s really done it. Draco honestly can’t believe it. This is the straw that breaks the camel’s back. He’s going to pay this time.
“Potter!”
The other man doesn’t even flinch when Draco bursts into his office. He slowly looks up from his paperwork, having the audacity to look almost bored.
“Malfoy.” He greets calmly. A smile tugs at the corners of his mouth, but he tries to play it cool. “New haircut?”
Weasley is sitting at the desk next to his. As soon as he spots him in the doorway, he breaks out in roaring laughter. Draco is seething.
“How old are you?” he snaps as he storms over to his desk. “A colour-changing charm? Really?”
“I have no idea what you’re talking about.”
Weasley’s almost tumbling off his chair at the sight of Draco’s firetruck-red hair. Even his eyebrows have turned that shade. He isn’t sure how Potter has done it, but he’s sure it was him.
“I’m going to destroy you.” Draco hisses.
Potter smirks, a mischievous glint in his eyes. He idly twirls his wand between his fingers.
“Can’t wait.”
An electric shock runs down Draco’s spine. The anger is still there, but it makes space for something else beside it. Something he can’t quite name, or maybe doesn’t want to.
Potter is lucky he has a meeting with Kingsley in twenty minutes. If he didn’t have to sort out this mess as soon as possible, he would end him right here, right now.
“This isn’t over,” he mutters before he turns around. He will get back at him, one way or another. Potter just looks amused, accomplished, even. Draco hates his guts.
Before he leaves, Draco decides to help Weasley a tad and fires a knockback jinx his way, causing him to tip over, chair and all. He ignores the complaints that follow. He’ll get back at Potter in a more appropriate way very soon.
I once saw a pin on Pinterest saying that James Potter is 'masculine in a peacock way', and I don't think I've ever heard anything more true in my life.
In #myhrtimeline Shane is on Sesame Street to talk about good sportmanship whether it be a win or a loss and then a week later he tries to physically fight Scott on the ice after winning his game against him. Ilya sends him pretty much nonstop memes about this. Most of them are just Elmo wildly swinging his arms around w/ “you” attached.
enemies to lovers drarry in the "you think I feel sorry for you?" way where they just can't stay away from each other after the war because the only way they feel alive anymore is when they're arguing. they've become shells of themselves to everyone else, too busy drowning in their depression and guilt, but for a moment, when they're together, teeth bared and words flying off sharp tongues, everything feels easier. familiar.
it's April 2027.
black screen. the intro credits start rolling. we hear some grunting.
some moaning. heavy breathing.
"the view is not bad from behind" Ilya says.
"fuck you" Shane answers.
then it cuts to them running.
"Shane Hollander Swims", Shane Hollander [Hudson Williams] from the Heated Rivalry AO3 fic Untouchable Face by ZenaidaMacroura, inspired by AO3 user Halloweenqueen369's comment.
I'm sorry I didn't go for one of the all zipped up versions of the professional swimming uniforms, however I found this uniform from team Canada (don't @ me, I think it's from 2020 but close enough), I jazzied up the background to look like a pool, added the London 2012 mascot/logo, pulled in the amazing pic of Hudson in the pool scenes from Laufey's music video, and... well. Here you go. I'm posting it now before I keep making changes and ruin it.
Jul 2026
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'you're so self aware about your emotions and symptoms' thanks i would rather dissect my emotions like a cadaver than actually let myself feel them
Oh boy, a complex character who's a woman! I love messy characters who hurt everyone around them and continue the cycles that hurt them!! Can't wait to share this joy with fellow fans– why's everyone calling her a bitch
I think we all can agree that Draco Malfoy thinks that Harry Potter speaking Parseltongue is the sexiest thing ever.
HARRY!!!
harry with snek is my life, I would devout myself to this religion.
At some point during some media thing Shane was asked the question "Walk us through your perfect day" and he had to basically ascend to another plane of existence to say "Aha well it starts with a protein smoothie for breakfast of course--" and never ever say anything that even resembles "I wake up and Ilya Rozanov is there and he eats my ass. I take a long hot shower and Ilya Rozanov is there. I make a protein smoothie with extra spinach and then I go for a run and Ilya Rozanov is there too. I come home and Ilya Rozanov is there and we eat salad for lunch. The dressing? Well--"
