[thebootydiaries]

PLEASE look at what someone dm’d me on Twitter

[sneebum]

Should’ve known you was trouble from the first kiss

had your eyes wide open

why were they open?

[flandelle-deactivated20180712]

[pathfinderisbestpony]

What an adorable start to a murder

[brutol]

im going to bed for a week

Straight boys be like

[squidfuckr]

“?????? you fuckign talk to me?????????????????? duh???”

[keeper0fthestars]

[cigz]

[marsapartment]

This is legitimately the most horrifying tweet I’ve seen in a long time

[audible-smiles]

[homofied]

[spacejaming]

[bauliya]

i think villains in general provide better, more epic romances because they're allowed to go to extremes. they're allowed to put their love over the greater good. they're allowed to be selfish. the best a hero can offer you is number two, because their duty comes first. villains, though. villains will burn down the world for a last kiss goodbye.

[cake-writes]

[divinesong]

Yea, sure. Until YOU or people you love are among the victims for someone else’s love and the villains won’t care. Would also like to point out that some villians(Kuvira, for example) have been willing to sacrifice/throw away love interests for their own goals.

[bauliya]

idk about you but existing in the real world gives me and my loved ones immunity from the actions of fictional villains. hope you manage to get your family out of star wars.

[speeps-highway]

[egalitarianchica]

Seeing this exchange on Reddit was so sad. Men and boys need love and affection as much as women and girls.

[unpopularly-opinionated]

Fuck, this reminds me of this good post I saw on I believe Twitter. Can’t find it and even so I’d rather not repost it if it can be helped but it was basically some dude crawling into bed w/ his girlfriend/wife and he was clearly upset and she offers him sex to make him feel better but he declines so instead she cuddles him and he starts crying and says thank you. Super cute and sweet.

[egalitarianchica]

Is it this?

[unpopularly-opinionated]

Yeah! That’s the one. Thanks.

[egalitarianchica]

That post reminds me of this one I saw on Reddit:

[emeraldmercury]

Kill the idea that men don’t want physical affection 2KForever.

[lovecatcher]

ig: _gamzadori_

[catchymemes]

[imoverallofit]

He cookin

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

i finally found the best youtube comment

[themomerath-archived]

Can we talk about how on point this tweet is

[browningtons-deactivated2018041]

Who up

[browningtons-deactivated2018041]

DID YALL HEAR ME I SAY WHO IS UP

[mariopowertennis]

[mariopowertennis]

This is it. The original use of this image. I created this with pure intentions, and now it’s known only as the Nut Button.

[oprahpinky-blog]

[unclefather]

What does this mean

[liminals-deactivated20181204]

um we’ve all seen hannah montana i think we know what this means

[sepulchritude]

Are they… you know.. *mimes cutting someone in half with a chainsaw* a virgo?

[starkeaton]

the mimes are doing What

[nztsume]

Are they… you know… *mimes beating the shit out of someone with a juggling club* a Capricorn?