Cupcake Armistice

Hello Night Vale, my name is Kelci and I'm a member of the human race. This is a fandom, personal, anthropology blog and I'm glad to have you with me.

[thisaccisdead]

[ID: a captioned screenshot of pam from the office, edited so that the caption reads: “And I feel anti-american in this 4th of july tonight.” end id]

[penny-anna]

if you choose to believe that in hobbit culture fat = sexy then when Gollum called Sam a ‘stupid fat hobbit’ from Sam’s perspective he was basically being called a himbo.

[penny-anna]

what gollum said: stupid fat hobbit

what gollum meant: ur ugly and stupid

what sam heard: you’re a hottie but you’re dumb as shit

sam:

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guys Gollum used to be a hobbit…he was shooting his shot

[catchymemes]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[egobuzz]

fun fact: fitzroy maplecourt currently has no clothes that fit him because he just grEW 8 INCHES

all his shirts are crop tops now

[egobuzz]

fitzroy’s new look:

[chelsfic]

Ok Justin and Sydnee's quarantine hair styles are amazing. My boy looks beautiful.

[glumshoe]

Me: “Welcome! May I offer you a free mask?”

Visitor: [looks around incredulously] “But why? There’s no one else here.”

Me: “...well...there’s me?”

Visitor: [laughs] “You don’t have anything to worry about.”

[glumshoe]

Every day I’ll hear large groups pause outside the door, read the “masks recommended” sign, debate whether or not to put them on, and then say, “Oh, well, there’s no one here, just an employee. We don’t need them.”

Cool! Come inside and find out how good I am at spin kicks!

[hopesterling]

reblog to give retail and restaurant workers the right to spin kick unmasked entitled shitheads

[whitepeopletwitter]

[karlrincon]

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[welt-verbessererin]

(Anonymously) tell me what character I have the same energy as

[devil-may-care-series]

[lavenderheyys]

Some people say Ewan is hottest as Obi-Wan

Some people say no. Its gotta be Roman Sionis

But deep down we all know

Tomato Ewan is superior

[mostthingskenobi]

Bahahaha!!! This just made my day!

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my hatred for jk rowling grows stronger every day

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fFSBSNGD

[eroscestlavie]

top 5 most scorpio justin mcelroy moments: 1. the scene in TAZ when taako gets the flaming raging sword of doom 2. the things I bought at sheetz gatorade video 3. telling griffin he looks like if hepatitis was a person in the mbmbam tv show & then crying about how much he loves his family a few episodes later in the same tv show 4. posting that video where his daughter says “let’s watch this fuckin’ smurfs movie” to twitter and @ ing the official smurfs movie account 5. the fact that The McElroy Brothers Will Be In Trolls 2 and To Death Do Us Blart were both his ideas 

[kaijuno]

Idk if this is just my Sickly Kid Aesthetic coming though but that bubblegum flavored amoxicillin fucking slapped

[kaijuno]

6yo me was Off the shits on this

[babyanimalgifs]

Cows have similar emotional range as dogs. They display boldness, shyness, fearfulness and even playfulness. 

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[sosuperawesome]

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