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if you choose to believe that in hobbit culture fat = sexy then when Gollum called Sam a ‘stupid fat hobbit’ from Sam’s perspective he was basically being called a himbo.
what gollum said: stupid fat hobbit
what gollum meant: ur ugly and stupid
what sam heard: you’re a hottie but you’re dumb as shit
sam:
guys Gollum used to be a hobbit…he was shooting his shot
fun fact: fitzroy maplecourt currently has no clothes that fit him because he just grEW 8 INCHES
all his shirts are crop tops now
fitzroy’s new look:
Ok Justin and Sydnee's quarantine hair styles are amazing. My boy looks beautiful.
Me: “Welcome! May I offer you a free mask?”
Visitor: [looks around incredulously] “But why? There’s no one else here.”
Me: “...well...there’s me?”
Visitor: [laughs] “You don’t have anything to worry about.”
Every day I’ll hear large groups pause outside the door, read the “masks recommended” sign, debate whether or not to put them on, and then say, “Oh, well, there’s no one here, just an employee. We don’t need them.”
Cool! Come inside and find out how good I am at spin kicks!
reblog to give retail and restaurant workers the right to spin kick unmasked entitled shitheads
(Anonymously) tell me what character I have the same energy as
Some people say Ewan is hottest as Obi-Wan
Some people say no. Its gotta be Roman Sionis
But deep down we all know
Tomato Ewan is superior
Bahahaha!!! This just made my day!
my hatred for jk rowling grows stronger every day
fFSBSNGD
top 5 most scorpio justin mcelroy moments: 1. the scene in TAZ when taako gets the flaming raging sword of doom 2. the things I bought at sheetz gatorade video 3. telling griffin he looks like if hepatitis was a person in the mbmbam tv show & then crying about how much he loves his family a few episodes later in the same tv show 4. posting that video where his daughter says “let’s watch this fuckin’ smurfs movie” to twitter and @ ing the official smurfs movie account 5. the fact that The McElroy Brothers Will Be In Trolls 2 and To Death Do Us Blart were both his ideas
Idk if this is just my Sickly Kid Aesthetic coming though but that bubblegum flavored amoxicillin fucking slapped
6yo me was Off the shits on this
Cows have similar emotional range as dogs. They display boldness, shyness, fearfulness and even playfulness.
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